Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[The Soloist]

Stop resurrecting necro threads. I've had enough Rickrolls for one week!

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Stop resurrecting necro threads. I've had enough Rickrolls for one week!

That seems unlikely.

 

[Maxperson]

Proposal to save the MCU... hire some interesting directors and let 'em cook!


Wes Anderson
Wes Anderson Presents: A Marvel Movie, starring Bill Murray as Mister Fantastic, Jason Schwartzman as the Human Torch, Tilda Swinton as Sue Storm, and Jeff Goldblum as Ben Grimm. Willem Dafoe as Victor von Doom, MD. Coming Fall 2024, The Fantastical Foursome and the Case of the Cosmic Ennui.

Quentin Tarantino
The Marvels: Three Girls, Two Feet, One Grindhouse.

The Coen Brothers
A Serious Magneto
-The Universe Doesn't Care About You, and Neither Does Magneto

P. T. Anderson
There Will Be Black Panther
-Will T'Challa realize that T'Chaka Has Been Swindling Wakanda Out of its Vibranium?

Yorgos Lanthimos
The Killing of a Sacred Daredevil
-Elektra insinuates herself into Daredevil's life and forces him to choose- Kill Foggy, or stop with all the guilt nonsense

Guy Ritchie
Lock, Stock, and One Wilson Fisk
-The Punisher steals money from then Kingpin and hilarity ensure

I would watch those.

 

[Maxperson]

Back in my day, we had to write our OWN social media posts. We didn't have AI to do all of our writing for us. Sheesh, the kids today don't know how easy they have it.

I'm trying to get my "Get off my lawn!" card.

I'm sure ChatGPT would write if for you if you asked it nicely.

 

[The Soloist]

That seems unlikely.

Nice try!

 

[trappedslider]

A Real Person at This Company

I have my doubts about the bolded part

 

[Bedrockgames]

Stop resurrecting necro threads. I've had enough Rickrolls for one week!

If we play Never Gonna Give You Up enough times the dead will rise from the earth!

 

[overgeeked]

I've never seen a less serious post from a more obvious troll. Well done...I guess. Here's your No Prize.

 

[MNblockhead]

Just ordered a pineapple pizza to be delivered to my family, while I'm in a different state.

The above sentence is likely to be interpreted very differently by different participants in this thread.

1. So sad. You didn't get any of that pineapple pizza.

2. How nice of you to arrange a tasty dinner for your family.

3. You dodged a bullet on that meal!

4. What a sadistic spouse and father, subjecting your family to such a fate.

5. I don't care. Really. I really, really don't care. I'm only only here to protect my mental health after negative online encounters by making snide comments into the pineapple void.

6. Oh, nice story. Hey, let me tell you about home buying and this great Mexican restaurant I recently discovered!

 

[prabe]

Just ordered a pineapple pizza to be delivered to my family, while I'm in a different state.

The above sentence is likely to be interpreted very differently by different participants in this thread.

1. So sad. You didn't get any of that pineapple pizza.

2. How nice of you to arrange a tasty dinner for your family.

3. You dodged a bullet on that meal!

4. What a sadistic spouse and father, subjecting your family to such a fate.

5. I don't care. Really. I really, really don't care. I'm only only here to protect my mental health after negative online encounters by making snide comments into the pineapple void.

6. Oh, nice story. Hey, let me tell you about home buying and this great Mexican restaurant I recently discovered!

1. Also 2.