TSR Example from the worst TSR adventure module(s) ever published

[Dannyalcatraz]

This is the module that they should train AI on.

You say that like they don’t.

 

[kigmatzomat]

You say that like they don’t.

Perhaps that would help it. But probably not.

A nymph stands before you on the road. The area is as flat as a pancake as far as the eye can see. She is a standard five-fingered nymph, though she seems perplexed to see you. She distractedly pets a standard five-footed poodle. The dog does have a secret compartment that contains a six-fingered foot. Her name is Chloe. The Nymph's name is Jack.

Jack the nymph (AC 9; MV 12"; HD 3; hp 15; #AT 0; Dmg nil; SA Blind/kill if victim sees her; SD Dimension Door) is not hidden.

"Hello. I see you, do you see me?"

Roll 1d6. On 1-3 the the players see the nymph and must save vs death, on 3-4 they see the nymph and save vs blindnesss, on a 5 the chihuahua sees the nymph and dies, and on a 6 the chihuahua sees the nymph and goes blind.

"I was afraid of that," Jack says, wringing the poodle in her hands.

Roll 1d6. On 1-3 Jack hands the players Chloe, on 3-4 Jack throws Chloe at the party, and on a 5-6 Chloe uses Dimension Door to travel to a nearby hillock.

 

[Parmandur]

When I was playing around wirh DallE image generation, I was actually quite surprised that when fed the text from this module...the AI produced fairly coherent imagery. It is turgid prose, and not at all good...but it does at least paint a picture, I guess?

 

[Joshua Randall]

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