Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Umbran]

Something more than 2 of them, it would appear.

Well, then you have spares should you ever nee to become a shop teacher...

... too dark?

 

[Richards]

Well, then you have spares should you ever nee to become a shop teacher...

And here we have a rare spotting of a Knight Who Says "Nee!"

Johnathan

 

[Scribe]

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Some of you do an absolutely horrible job trying to frame your positions.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Well, then you have spares should you ever nee to become a shop teacher...

... too dark?

I had a shop teacher in junior high school who was missing the last joint on one of his fingers.

It absolutely killed any desire I may have ever had to become a shop teacher.



Not because of the potential for injury, mind you.

But because he was constitutionally incapable of refraining from making lame "Look, I'm picking my nose" jokes about it.

I never want to be "that guy".

 

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[RealAlHazred]

I had a shop teacher in junior high school who was missing the last joint on one of his fingers.

It absolutely killed any desire I may have ever had to become a shop teacher.



Not because of the potential for injury, mind you.

But because he was constitutionally incapable of refraining from making lame "Look, I'm picking my nose" jokes about it.

I never want to be "that guy".

I mean, I feel a lot of empathy for people who thrive with a lack of something. But, on the bright side, the Dad jokes write themselves!

 

[RealAlHazred]

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You know, when my wife moved in with me ten+ years ago, she convinced me to cut the cable. We have Netflix, the Max/Hulu/Disney package, and Amazon Prime (about $50 a month total), and they STILL cost less than my cable package did ($125 a month, and no premium channels, just the basics). Either people are misremembering how much their cable bills were, or they were seriously screwing over the people in my area with the cable bills.

 

[Ryujin]

You know, when my wife moved in with me ten+ years ago, she convinced me to cut the cable. We have Netflix, the Max/Hulu/Disney package, and Amazon Prime (about $50 a month total), and they STILL cost less than my cable package did ($125 a month, and no premium channels, just the basics). Either people are misremembering how much their cable bills were, or they were seriously screwing over the people in my area with the cable bills.

The second.

 

[TiQuinn]

You know, when my wife moved in with me ten+ years ago, she convinced me to cut the cable. We have Netflix, the Max/Hulu/Disney package, and Amazon Prime (about $50 a month total), and they STILL cost less than my cable package did ($125 a month, and no premium channels, just the basics). Either people are misremembering how much their cable bills were, or they were seriously screwing over the people in my area with the cable bills.

The selection is still better than anything we got with cable. We choose whether or not we really want to have The Office at our fingertips 24/7. I think the counter to that is what they’re doing to sports like football, where watching a season of ball requires 3 to 4 services.

 

[RealAlHazred]

The second.

I mean, I knew the answer when I typed it. The Cable Monopolies have done a number on us.