Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

THIS IS AN UNSOLVABLE PROBLEM!

Well, no, there's actually several solutions, let me list them ...

THIS IS AN UNSOVABLE PROBLEM, SINCE WE HAVE EXCLUDED ALL PROFFERED SOLUTIONS!

 

[overgeeked]

THIS IS AN UNSOLVABLE PROBLEM!

Well, no, there's actually several solutions, let me list them ...

THIS IS AN UNSOVABLE PROBLEM, SINCE WE HAVE EXCLUDED ALL PROFFERED SOLUTIONS!

I think that covers every problem at every table ever. Well done.

 

[overgeeked]

A stray adopted us and had a litter of murder muffins in our house. We're beyond full for cats already. Free to a good home. Should be ready to adopt around the first week of November. Too young to be fixed yet. All friendly and used to people. Some boys, some girls. Near Portland, OR.

@CleverNickName . Want a cat or three?

 

[prabe]

A stray adopted us and had a litter of murder muffins in our house. We're beyond full for cats already. Free to a good home. Should be ready to adopt around the first week of November. Too young to be fixed yet. All friendly and used to people. Some boys, some girls. Near Portland, OR.

@CleverNickName . Want a cat or three?

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We are on the complete other coast, and Blotch is cat enough for us, but you have a hell of a sales pitch. I hope you find good people for them.

 

[Thomas Shey]

Well, sometimes the issue with the "unsolveable problem" is that it genuinely is unsolvable, its just the people presenting it haven't defined it precisely enough that that's clear. Or, yes, excluding all the offered solutions is because the solutions aren't considered acceptable out the gate. One can argue they're got overly specific requirements, but they're not being disingenuous, just sloppy.