Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

trappedslider · 2026-03-10T23:02:58+0000

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Dannyalcatraz · 2026-03-11T01:14:30+0000

Reynard said:
The line between "homage" and "pastiche" and "copyright violation" seems fuzzier than ever.

Maybe try being original?

If you’re fuzzy enough, you’ll be popular! Works for puppies, kittens, and even bears of all kinds!

DrunkonDuty · 2026-03-11T01:30:01+0000

Bears have no right to be as cute as they are.

Dannyalcatraz · 2026-03-11T02:02:51+0000

DrunkonDuty said:
Bears have no right to be as cute as they are.

It’s their predatory adaptation, weaponized cuteness as analogous to an angler fish’s lure. A surprisingly large number of salmon have “I’mma pet that fuzzy cutie!” as a final thought.

DrunkonDuty · 2026-03-11T02:43:24+0000

Dannyalcatraz said:
It’s their predatory adaptation, weaponized cuteness as analogous to an angler fish’s lure. A surprisingly large number of salmon have “I’mma pet that fuzzy cutie!” as a final thought.

Some humans too.

"Bears have no right to be as cute as they are" is a facebook group dedicated to pictures of bears. Not the human kind. Just mentioning in case anyone wants to waste a few hours looking at cute things that can and will kill you.

dragoner · 2026-03-11T03:05:04+0000

We were camping in Northern California, and my wife wakes me up in the middle of the night, kind of obnoxiously poking me in the neck, and says she thinks she heard a bear. I was like "there's no bear" and went outside to pee, and check on the kids. Sure enough I see a bear running off into the woods.

Dannyalcatraz · 2026-03-11T03:32:16+0000

DrunkonDuty said:
Some humans too.

"Bears have no right to be as cute as they are" is a facebook group dedicated to pictures of bears. Not the human kind. Just mentioning in case anyone wants to waste a few hours looking at cute things that can and will kill you.