Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

Sigh. There are times you really want to send something out for review, and there are times where you feel you’re the one who did all the damn work, and the reviewer is just going to come back with the most pedantic little wordsmithing criticism, and you just want to send the damn thing along as-is.
 

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A giant steel pipe’s mysterious overnight growth spurt baffles a Japanese city

I swear, people in cities have become completely disconnected from reality. It's called GROWTH, people! Everything in nature either grows or dies! That's life! 13 feet is a healthy growth spurt, but every pipe grows at a different rate! Learn a little science, folks!

Alternative joke: "Researchers from Pfizer were on the scene at press time, attempting to determine the ultimate cause of the pipe growth."

EDIT: Also, why isn't APNews.com an allowed source for Media?
 

A giant steel pipe’s mysterious overnight growth spurt baffles a Japanese city

I swear, people in cities have become completely disconnected from reality. It's called GROWTH, people! Everything in nature either grows or dies! That's life! 13 feet is a healthy growth spurt, but every pipe grows at a different rate! Learn a little science, folks!

Alternative joke: "Researchers from Pfizer were on the scene at press time, attempting to determine the ultimate cause of the pipe growth."

EDIT: Also, why isn't APNews.com an allowed source for Media?
Interesting. The next story that comes up is about the castings of people from the Pompeii eruption. Coincidence? I've seen this movie before.
 



Interesting. The next story that comes up is about the castings of people from the Pompeii eruption. Coincidence? I've seen this movie before.
Most realistic effects in a movie to date:
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