Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?


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what the hell is going on in Florida?

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Are you ready kids?
Aye, aye Captain!
I can’t hear you!
Aye, aye Captain!

Whooooooooo dances with gators while dressed like a pineapple?

That! Does! Not! Scan!

Teaching penguins tapdancing said FLPD?

That! Does! Not! Scan!

She’s perfectly normal for this part of the country!

Seriously, Captain: That! Does! Not! Scan!

Where are ya goin’, me bestest of friends?

Somebody call his wife- Captain’s drunk again.
 


so, i have pandora playing 90s pop and and after looking at lyrics and what they imply i've been disliking a few songs that i had previously liked. For example: Dave Matthews Band's Crash

Lyrics
You've got your ball
You've got your chain
Tied to me tight tie me up again
Who's got their claws
In you my friend
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
And sweet you roll
Lost for you I'm so lost for you
You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream
Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare-boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
Into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream
If I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
To forgive me
In my haste
When I'm holding you so girl
Close to me
Oh and you come crash
Into me, baby
And I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me
In a boys dream, in a boys dream
Oh I watch you there
Through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing but you
Wear it so well
Tied up and twisted
The way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash
Into me
 





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