Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Willie the Duck]

Ooh, dot-matrix printer paper! Nothing as satisfying as continuous, perforated pages! Green-and-white lined nostalgia, here I come!

Y'now, I'm rather impressed with that character (in universe, I know how a props department can do this). I might have some unused dot matrix paper in some cardboard box somewhere, but it is warped and discolored. If they still have dot-matrix printer paper that looks that good, that is just plain neat.
Or maybe that show is set in the 80s, I can't tell.

 

[RealAlHazred]

I have to look. I may, MAY, have a batch of unused perforated continuous paper somewhere. I definitely have some wide-format, green-and-white lined paper with RPG printouts in storage somewhere. And my dad used to bring home punch cards for note-taking, so I probably have a couple of those around as well...

 

[Scribe]

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Brother...the thread premise is not unclear. It's extremely simple. The OP was clear.

Follow ups have been clear.

You are not answering the premise of the thread, you are literally ignoring the point.

You are not unintelligent, so I really don't understand what you are doing.

 

[RealAlHazred]

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Brother...the thread premise is not unclear. It's extremely simple. The OP was clear.

Follow ups have been clear.

You are not answering the premise of the thread, you are literally ignoring the point.

You are not unintelligent, so I really don't understand what you are doing.

Your inability to realize a pizza is a variety of open-faced sandwich melt is not my problem! I'm just trying to nail down which variety of open-faced sandwich melt we're talking about by asking questions! I apologize for my attempts to clarify the OP position on sandwich fixings!

 

[Richards]

Part of my job involves working on a six bay, state-of-the-art, 1983-era computer. The printer uses perforated continuous feed paper.

Johnathan

 

[FrogReaver]

Got both of those guys on ignore, for that very reason.

But I’m able to read this?

 

[Reynard]

Your inability to realize a pizza is a variety of open-faced sandwich melt is not my problem! I'm just trying to nail down which variety of open-faced sandwich melt we're talking about by asking questions! I apologize for my attempts to clarify the OP position on sandwich fixings!

Heresy.

Pizza is a flat taco.

 

[Scribe]

But I’m able to read this?

Anyone able to read my posts, yes, are fine.

 

[FrogReaver]

Anyone able to read my posts, yes, are fine.

I just read it and assumed

 

[RealAlHazred]

Heresy.

Pizza is a flat taco.

If you fold the slice over, then pizza is absolutely a taco. But a taco is merely a closed open-face sandwich melt.