1. Corwin of Amber - Corwin had his eyes burned out by his brother and created his own universe
2. Batman - Batman is a planner, a guy with claws has no chance
3. Sherlock Holmes - Captain Marvel?!? pffft!
4. Captain James T. Kirk - Ripley is a girl, and Kirk never looses to girls
5. Robin Hood (mythology, movies) - Picard only wishes he was that cool
6. The Doctor - Luke is a nebish who never listens
7. Flash Gordon - Flash kills Ming
8. Connor MacLeod - he is immortal...
9. Thor - hammers need less feats to be useful than whips
10. Odysseus - Odysseus is the superman of his time, but was smart too.
11. Gandalf the Grey - Not always there vs. Not all there? No contest.
12. The Hulk - Hulk Smash!
13. The Lone Ranger - The Lone Ranger did not have a child with his sister.
14. Samwise Gamgee - Sam was ultimately responsible for the defeat of Sauron, RoboCop beat some street thugs and another robot.
15. Han Solo (Star Wars) - Han shot first.
16. Speed Racer - has kids in the trunk to help him out.