Why are monkeys being given treasure?

Masquerade · Oct 2, 2007

takasi said:
Will he survive the conversion to 4th edition?

Yes, but now with per encounter abilities!
(Possibly banana-related ones.)

edit - But what's with all this "sea monkey," "winged monkey" talk? I thought 4e was finally getting rid of all of those redundant monkey subraces by calling wood monkeys "monkeys" and high monkeys "apes"?

Olgar Shiverstone · Oct 2, 2007

Code Monkeys are good for D&D.

And if they're bad at assigning treasure, they can always fling poo.

Arkham · Oct 2, 2007

Tewligan said:
There's no reason that a thread about monkeys should go this long without an actual monkey picture. Shame on you all!

Sorry. Will have to rectify.

Angel Tarragon · Oct 2, 2007

Mona Monkey!

Tewligan · Oct 2, 2007

NOW it's a thread worth reading!

Snapdragyn · Oct 2, 2007

Code Monkeys are good for D&D.

So will the 00 treasure be Big Warm Fuzzy Secret Heart?

Quickest way to remove an endagered animal from that list is to make them apart of the american diet.

Yes, just like the Passenger Pigeon! Er, waitaminute....

Nifft · Oct 2, 2007

dmccoy1693 said:
Quickest way to remove an endagered animal from that list is to make them apart of the american diet.

"Atkins? South Beach? Whatever. I'm on the Monkey Diet!"

Cheers, -- N

Whizbang Dustyboots · Oct 2, 2007

Shortman McLeod said:
Hmmm . . . I wonder how many of you are *talking* about monkeys but actually *thinking* about chimpanzees?

They're all chimpanzees when the lights are off.

Whizbang Dustyboots · Oct 2, 2007

Nikosandros said:
Stats for 4e will be in the long awaited Wizard of Oz campaign setting.

Do not mock my pain! I still smart from Dragon promising, back in the 1980s, a big Oz write-up that never materialized.

SpiderMonkey · Oct 2, 2007

Do not let them fool you; I still wear blinders when I assign treasure. I'm the one who gives you 313 copper pieces and a tanglefoot bag. Every time.

-SpiderMonkey

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