Why are monkeys being given treasure?

[kenobi65]

Monkey monkey monkey!

"Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys on the other side of the door, wanting to discuss the manuscript for the 4E DMG that they've just written."

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Its about time we finally got monkeys.

Why do you want to make the sweet little hadozee cry?

 

[Arnwyn]

Monkeys make everything better.

 

[WyzardWhately]

There's some kind of monkey race in Oriental Adventures. They have a climb speed, as I recall.

 

[Nifft]

Monkeys are clearly the meta-game mechanic for wealth.

It all makes perfect sense.

Cheers, -- N

 

[Jedi_Solo]

I bet these are the monkeys that succeeded with the typewriter. They deserve some kind of prize.

 

[Dark Psion]

Oh you like the monkeys now, but wait till we get Winged Monkeys, Plague Monkeys, Dire Monkeys, the Complete Monkey, Unearthed Monkeys, the Book of Vile Monkeys..........

 

[Shade]

Maybe they will lead us to more mouthwatering monkeys.

Mmmm....monkeys.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

Oh you like the monkeys now, but wait till we get Winged Monkeys, Plague Monkeys, Dire Monkeys, the Complete Monkey, Unearthed Monkeys, the Book of Vile Monkeys..........

Don't forget the Sea Monkeys

 

[crazy_monkey1956]

As the self-appointed representative of Monkeys, I say...

Yes, by all means give the monkeys your treasure.