Why are monkeys being given treasure?

[Tewligan]

There's no reason that a thread about monkeys should go this long without an actual monkey picture. Shame on you all!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Target Acquired!

 

[dmccoy1693]

Need I remind you senseless carnivores that we monkeys are an endangered species?

Quickest way to remove an endagered animal from that list is to make them apart of the american diet. How often do you see cows, pigs, and chickens on endangered species lists? Like never. If monkeys were raised on farms and were served as a delicacy, they'd be take right off that list like there was no tomorrow.

 

[olshanski]

I thought the monkees were too busy singing to put any treasure down?

 

[Nikosandros]

See Dragon Magazine #334, p. 39. Wolfgang Baur's got ya covered.

Stats for 4e will be in the long awaited Wizard of Oz campaign setting.

 

[Shade]

Stats for 4e will be in the long awaited Wizard of Oz campaign setting.

I think they'll appear in the core. However, they'll now be universally brutish poop-flingers, and the chimpanzees will be retconned into pigs since they're smart.

 

[Driddle]

I think we've just proven that you can apply a monkey template to an online message thread.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I think we've just proven that you can apply a monkey template to an online message thread.

 

[Oldtimer]

I wonder if the monkeys live in silos in 4e...

 

[takasi]

For your amusement:

The Newly Risen Captain Monkeyforged CR 5
Male iron half-golem necropolitan hadozee swashbuckler 1, ninja 1
NE Medium undead
Init +1; Senses darkvision, Listen -1, Spot -1
Languages Common, Hadozee
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AC 22, touch 11, flat-footed 21
hp 18 (2 HD); DR 10 / adamantine and magic
Vulnerabilities rust
Immune magic
Fort +4, Ref +1, Will -1
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Spd 30 ft., glide 40 ft.
Melee rapier +9 (1d6+7 / 18-20)
Ranged shurikens +2 (8)
Atk Options sudden strike +1d6
Special Actions breath weapon (poison gas, 1d4+1 rounds, 10 ft cone, fort DC 11, 1d4 con initial/death secondary)
Base Atk +1, Grp +8
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Abilities Str 24, Dex 13, Con -, Int 8, Wis 8, Cha 7
SQ turn resistance +2, resist control, unnatural resilience, ki power, trapfinding
Feats Quick Draw
Skills Balance 5/+10, Climb 5/+10, Hide 4/+5, Move Silently 4/+5, Tumble 5/+6
Possessions ninja mask, eye patch, bananas

Will he survive the conversion to 4th edition?