Why are monkeys being given treasure?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Oh you like the monkeys now, but wait till we get Winged Monkeys, Plague Monkeys, Dire Monkeys, the Complete Monkey, Unearthed Monkeys, the Book of Vile Monkeys..........

Someone stat up winged monkeys, please.

 

[Sir Brennen]

Oh you like the monkeys now, but wait till we get Winged Monkeys, Plague Monkeys, Dire Monkeys, the Complete Monkey, Unearthed Monkeys, the Book of Vile Monkeys..........

I fail to see how this is a bad thing

 

[Lorthanoth]

MONKEY MAGIC! The Great Sage of Heaven!

 

[Shortman McLeod]

Hmmm . . . I wonder how many of you are *talking* about monkeys but actually *thinking* about chimpanzees?

Not the same animal, you know . . .

 

[Stormtalon]

There's some kind of monkey race in Oriental Adventures. They have a climb speed, as I recall.

Them thar Orientally Adventurin' monkeys would be the Vanara.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Jason Mewes on the subject (paraphrased):

"A man and his monkey; now there's a story I can't get enough of."

 

[Shade]

Someone stat up winged monkeys, please.

See Dragon Magazine #334, p. 39. Wolfgang Baur's got ya covered.

 

[dmccoy1693]

Monkeys make everything better.

They're just like bacon. Now if only there was a monkey bacon... hmmmm

 

[Angel Tarragon]

They're just like bacon. Now if only there was a monkey bacon... hmmmm

My mom is famous for her Monkey Stew dish.

 

[crazy_monkey1956]

They're just like bacon. Now if only there was a monkey bacon... hmmmm

Need I remind you senseless carnivores that we monkeys are an endangered species?