Why are monkeys being given treasure?

[Primitive Screwhead]

Well, I think its time to say that this thread has been more fun than a barrel of monkeys

 

[Nahat Anoj]

It's not D&D if the random treasure monkeys don't have blinders.

 

[Andor]

I wonder if I can swinging this past my DM.

Yes, if your character can afford to feed a million monkeys for a million years. Oh. And I'd invest in an item of Mordenkainens faithful pooper scooper.

 

[Tewligan]

Know what would make me happy? If, whenever someone posts in this thread, they include a picture of a monkey. Seriously. Make me happy. For this thread, pictures of chimpanzees and gorillas are also acceptable.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Hobbit monkey!

 

[pawsplay]

I wonder if the monkeys live in silos in 4e...


And they know their role!

 

[coyote6]

I wonder if the monkeys live in silos in 4e...

Which silos? These?

If I'd known they came with monkeys, I'd have already bid!

 

[Andor]

Which silos? These?

If I'd known they came with monkeys, I'd have already bid!

... You can buy missile bases on e-bay? Wow. I so want to be a super-villain now.

Also

 

[cerberus2112]

Wizards of the Coast conducted a study of Role-players' purchasing habits and determined that RPG games and supplements with a primate on the cover sell significantly better.

 

[Snapdragyn]

Wizards of the Coast conducted a study of Role-players' purchasing habits and determined that RPG games and supplements with a primate on the cover sell significantly better.

To say nothing of former military silos converted into Evil Mastermind Fortresses - staffed with half-monkey/half-pony monsters!