fireinthedust
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moan. *sits on floor and starts rocking back and forth, gibbering* just-- just gotta have one shot o'that sweet, sweet role-plaaaaaay... 's all 'tis.
TURTLEDOME!: Battle Bone (DM: KenHood, Judge: Lord S.)
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mohalloran
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[sblock=KenHood]Why do I still have the -2 to saves and defenses. As my last roll, last turn, I made a save against them. Scored a 15 on the roll[/sblock]
Vaunea gathers all of her energy and charges the wizard. "Wizard not nice!"
[sblock=Actions]Standard: Charge Wizard(moves to F*):13 to hit/16 damage
I took the -2 into account, so if my save counted for that last turn, then 15 to hit. (I hope that hits)...
Crap, and I forgot the +1 for charging.(so, that's a possible 16 to hit)[/sblock]
[sblock=KenHood]Sorry for all the mistakes. Doing this action in a rush as I run out the door.[/sblock]
Vaunea gathers all of her energy and charges the wizard. "Wizard not nice!"
[sblock=Actions]Standard: Charge Wizard(moves to F*):13 to hit/16 damage
I took the -2 into account, so if my save counted for that last turn, then 15 to hit. (I hope that hits)...
Crap, and I forgot the +1 for charging.(so, that's a possible 16 to hit)[/sblock]
[sblock=KenHood]Sorry for all the mistakes. Doing this action in a rush as I run out the door.[/sblock]
[sblock=MOH]
Bill makes a face at Emral and mocks the wizard in a high-pitched imitation, "Swim blah blah blah riiiiiiiiver. RUHEEEEE-TARD!"
The face turns into a grimace as Bill resists the first Chaos Bolt.
"Yoooooouuuuuuu suck," laughs the Halfling.
He resists the second Chaos Bolt with more ease.
"Still sucking!"
Bill twirls the dragon fang dagger. (On second thought, thinks Emral, It just might be a Tooth of Chaos!)
"My turn!" shouts the halfling thief, sidestepping Erlai and stabbing at Uncle Mikey, "Let's see how you maggots fight without potion boy!"
---
IF Emral chooses to stay where he is...
The blade buries itselfs in Uncle Mikey's heart.
With dawning surprise, the metal-nosed alchemist looks down at the hilt protruding from his chest. "Aaaaaaw, man. This really ***** hurts."
Uncle Mikey's arms buckle as Bill, the Halfling thief, yanks the blade out of his chest. As the alchemist's face smacks into the floor, Bill stomps his head and twists his boot. "There you go, freak!"
IF Emral chooses to step in the way of the strike...
Emral grabs Uncle Mikey by the arm, yanking the alchemist out of the line of attack and placing himself in harm's way. (Emral loses his next move action. He and Uncle Mikey exchange squares.)
Bill's blade bites deep. (Emral takes 5 damage.)
A man in the mob with a warm, baritone voice singsongs, "WHO IS THE MAN WILLING TO GIVE HIS LIFE FOR HIS FELLOW BROTHER-MAN?"
The entire mob shouts, "EMRAL!"
"You damn right," says Uncle Mikey.
"Stupid goody-two-shoes ***** mother *****!" yells Bill, "I had him ***** dead to ***** rights! *****! *****! *****!"
"Eeeeeewwwww," moans Uncle Mikey, "I just realized I'm lying on top of a roasted dead guy, and his crusty coating is sticking to my clothes..."
---
The men holding Finnian up, shove him to his feet, up the stairs, and back into the shop.
The woman yells, "Go get 'em, Finnian! You can do it!"
So, FitD, is he?
I goofed. Vaunea shouldn't have that penalty. Going with a 16 on your attack roll.[/sblock][sblock=FitD]
I wouldn't say alive again, you were only mostly dead, but yes.
Yes.[/sblock]A barrier of magical energy appears in front of Vaunea, absorbing the force of her charge, then shattering into a million glowing shards that dissolve into pink smoke. (Vaunea's charge is a miss. 'Barrier' is flavor text, not a power.)
Bill makes a face at Emral and mocks the wizard in a high-pitched imitation, "Swim blah blah blah riiiiiiiiver. RUHEEEEE-TARD!"
The face turns into a grimace as Bill resists the first Chaos Bolt.
"Yoooooouuuuuuu suck," laughs the Halfling.
He resists the second Chaos Bolt with more ease.
"Still sucking!"
Bill twirls the dragon fang dagger. (On second thought, thinks Emral, It just might be a Tooth of Chaos!)
"My turn!" shouts the halfling thief, sidestepping Erlai and stabbing at Uncle Mikey, "Let's see how you maggots fight without potion boy!"
---
IF Emral chooses to stay where he is...
The blade buries itselfs in Uncle Mikey's heart.
With dawning surprise, the metal-nosed alchemist looks down at the hilt protruding from his chest. "Aaaaaaw, man. This really ***** hurts."
Uncle Mikey's arms buckle as Bill, the Halfling thief, yanks the blade out of his chest. As the alchemist's face smacks into the floor, Bill stomps his head and twists his boot. "There you go, freak!"
IF Emral chooses to step in the way of the strike...
Emral grabs Uncle Mikey by the arm, yanking the alchemist out of the line of attack and placing himself in harm's way. (Emral loses his next move action. He and Uncle Mikey exchange squares.)
Bill's blade bites deep. (Emral takes 5 damage.)
A man in the mob with a warm, baritone voice singsongs, "WHO IS THE MAN WILLING TO GIVE HIS LIFE FOR HIS FELLOW BROTHER-MAN?"
The entire mob shouts, "EMRAL!"
"You damn right," says Uncle Mikey.
"Stupid goody-two-shoes ***** mother *****!" yells Bill, "I had him ***** dead to ***** rights! *****! *****! *****!"
"Eeeeeewwwww," moans Uncle Mikey, "I just realized I'm lying on top of a roasted dead guy, and his crusty coating is sticking to my clothes..."
---
The men holding Finnian up, shove him to his feet, up the stairs, and back into the shop.
The woman yells, "Go get 'em, Finnian! You can do it!"
Status and Initiative said:
The map assumes Emral is THE MAN.
So, FitD, is he?
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fireinthedust
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Hack, ffpfft, struh-striker, n-not def... defend... Emral says as the dagger slams into him. He grits his teeth in determination, staring down to see the dagger's shaffffttt.... With that, he falls into Mikey's arms.
Finnian staggers a bit on his feet, but lunges towards the halfling and attacks.
I. can. do. it. I can do it. I CAN DO IT!!!
The half-elf swings his sword a bit wildly, with a crazed look in his eyes. Erlai screeches as well and shifts into position to coordinate his attack with the ranger.
LEAVE UNCLE MIKEY ALONE!
[sblock=Invisible Castle]is down. Do you want to roll real dice for me, Ken?
1d20+8 vs AC for Erlai's attack, 1d6+1 damage
1d20+8 vs reflex; 1d10+6 damage (+2 bonus for raptor)[/sblock]
[sblock=Combat Actions]Move: Finnian shifts to J2, Erlai shifts to H2
Minor= Hunter's Quarry on Bill the Halfling
Standard= Partnered Savaging (includes shift to J2 and extra basic attack)[/sblock]
I. can. do. it. I can do it. I CAN DO IT!!!
The half-elf swings his sword a bit wildly, with a crazed look in his eyes. Erlai screeches as well and shifts into position to coordinate his attack with the ranger.
LEAVE UNCLE MIKEY ALONE!
[sblock=Invisible Castle]is down. Do you want to roll real dice for me, Ken?
1d20+8 vs AC for Erlai's attack, 1d6+1 damage
1d20+8 vs reflex; 1d10+6 damage (+2 bonus for raptor)[/sblock]
[sblock=Combat Actions]Move: Finnian shifts to J2, Erlai shifts to H2
Minor= Hunter's Quarry on Bill the Halfling
Standard= Partnered Savaging (includes shift to J2 and extra basic attack)[/sblock]
mohalloran
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[sblock=KenHood]I have to get used to this whole fighting thing again...
I choose to mark the wizard (if I still can).
As far as I can tell, it doesn't require an action, it is just a choice that I make as part of my attack. If I'm wrong, let me know.[/sblock]
I choose to mark the wizard (if I still can).
As far as I can tell, it doesn't require an action, it is just a choice that I make as part of my attack. If I'm wrong, let me know.[/sblock]
"No, you can't!" shouts Bill, the Halfling.
"You! Can! Do! It!" shouts the mob.
"Whoa," says Bill, "You're pretty spry for a guy that just got his..."
Then Bill notices he's been flanked.
"Oh, *****."
"Aaaaaguh! Okay! Just don't hit m--"
Erlai launches himself at Bill's head. (Attack: 21 v. AC, 11 damage.) The raptor plucks out Bill's eyeball. The halfling shrieks.
As the thief tries to beat off the hawk, Finnian stabs him in the back. (Attack: 23 v. AC, 13 damage.) With his remaining eye, the halfling gazes in surprise at the blade protruding from his belly. As he slumps to the ground, he sighs, "I'm...too...pretty...to...d--*glik*"
"Hurray!" screams the mob, going wild with approval.
"See? I did that!" says the lady that shouted at Finnian, "That was all me!"
"Hurray!" yells Roger the Mage and Olivia.
"What?" says Olivia, "We hated that guy."
Roger, the Mage, smashes the red and white jug against the ground. "Earl! I choose you!"
In a puff of pixie dust and a fanfare of trumpets, a crocodile appears. The beast wears lederhosen and has a little, feathered cap tied to its head.
Olivia shakes her head in disgust. "You're a real freak, Roger."
"No! Earl looks much more menacing that way!"
"Earl! Earl!" hisses the crocodile.
"Get the minotaur!" orders the mage, opening the door behind him.
"Earl!" the crocodile grunts.
As Roger begins to step into the back room, Vaunea strikes with her axe. (Immediate Interrupt: Basic Attack - 19 v. AC, 12 damage.)
"Agh!" Roger shrieks again in a girlish voice, "Potion! I need a potion!"
"Earl!" croaks the crocodile, shifting to protect the door. The beast lunges for Vaunea. (Bite: 22 v. AC, 9 damage.)
It's jaws lock tight on Vaunea. (Vaunea is grabbed (immobilized) until she escapes or the crocodile releases its hold.)
Olivia, a twinkle in her eyes, teeth gleaming, smiles at Vaunea and says in the sweetest tone, "Vaunea, could you be a dear and chop Drivan with that lovely axe of yours?" (Deceptive Maneuver: 23 v. Will, Success!)
Vaunea grins that big, beautiful, toothy Vaunea grin and replies, "Okay!" Then, ignoring the crocodile, she swings her greataxe at the wizard. (16 v. AC, 12 damage!)
In a fountain of blood, Drivan goes down! (I need a save v. death!)
While the minotaur strikes, Olivia hops over Earl, through the doorway, and slams it shut, pausing only to lean out and say in the cheeriest tone, "Ta!"
"Nooooooo!" shouts the mob in dismay, "SAVE Drivan!"
Another huge cobblestone sails through the window, striking the crocodile. (26 v. AC, 10 damage)
"Earl!" groans the crocodile around Vaunea's legs.
"Don't worry, Drivan," says Uncle Mikey, hauling his portly frame onto his feet, "I've got you, dude!"
The halfling pulls another potion out of his waistcoat and prances around the roast goliath, halfling gore, and gold coins to join the wizard. "Okay, maybe not yet..."
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mohalloran
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[sblock=KenHood]Invisible Castle is still down. I have to go to work and won't be home for a while. I don't want the game to wait on me, so...
Brash Strike against the crocodile, while I yell at Mikey "Vaunea need drink. Drivan then Vaunea." (kinda hoping the potions are minor actions so he can feed both of us one)
I'll also mark the croc.[/sblock]
Brash Strike against the crocodile, while I yell at Mikey "Vaunea need drink. Drivan then Vaunea." (kinda hoping the potions are minor actions so he can feed both of us one)
I'll also mark the croc.[/sblock]
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