CrazyMage
4th Level Lawful Good Cleric
Remember the Simpson's episode where Homer gains weight until he can go on disability because he weighs 300 pounds?
Went to the doctor last week for the first time in years. Hop on the scale.
303 pounds. (Insert mild bad word here).
Time for some new health habits. From now on, I'm eating better and exercising more. Fortunately I've got a couple of friends who've lost some major weight, so I've got their good example and encouragement. Here's to feeling better in the New Year.
Now if I can only get some PowerSauce bars (I hear they're made from apple cores and Chinese newspapers)
Went to the doctor last week for the first time in years. Hop on the scale.
303 pounds. (Insert mild bad word here).
Time for some new health habits. From now on, I'm eating better and exercising more. Fortunately I've got a couple of friends who've lost some major weight, so I've got their good example and encouragement. Here's to feeling better in the New Year.
Now if I can only get some PowerSauce bars (I hear they're made from apple cores and Chinese newspapers)