D&D 5E I cast Hold Person on a bar of soap...


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Ummmmm I'm an animist, I believe everything has a spirit, and every spirit is a person, so I could Hold Person a piece of cake and you couldn't lift it with a fork and eat it unless I willed it...

So that's how Thor does that hammer thing! I knew there was a trick!
 



I cast Shield and got this:
Shield-Fresh-Aqua-4x115g-Soap_1.jpg

So then I cast Wash and Spare The Drying.
 


Ummmmm I'm an animist, I believe everything has a spirit, and every spirit is a person, so I could Hold Person a piece of cake and you couldn't lift it with a fork and eat it unless I willed it...
You can cast Hold Person on the spirit of the cake, but all that means is that when I pick up the cake and eat it, the spirit gets left behind in its original position because it can't move to follow its cake. So now you have a disemcaked spirit who has every reason to be annoyed with you, and the Hold Person only lasts 1 minute ...

This is called having your cake and eating it.
 



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