Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

The thought that my Chicken Nuggets used to hunt things like me down...... Curious.... Am I good in BarBQ, Sweet & Sour or Mustard?

Mustard...with a leeeeetle bit of honey.

Actually, the best McNugget dipping sauce ever tasted by me was a mix of honey, black pepper, and Chinese hot oil. Actually, a particular hot oil: the restaurant in question added pan-seared garlic and ginger to the chili flakes, so when combined with a sweeter fluid- like a fruit purée or the aforementioned honey- delivered a symphony of flavors.

Foooood..........

Finally started to paint last night while watching TV. Looks good. Always encourageing when a player stops by, sees what I am painting, and quickly becomes fearful of future storys

Beholder and four Mind Flayers.......

My internet was down yesterday and I had some time to kill. So I fired up Oblivion for awhile.

A couple years back, the last time I played, I had gotten bored and decided to duplicate a number of copies of a zero-weight green mage's hood, and place it on everyone's heads in this one castle by reverse-pickpocketing it into their inventory (which you can only do with zero-weight items)... I will gleefully spend hours doing goofy things in games where I can't be bothered to spend thirty minutes doing a mission or quest. Ever since then, I'd been sort of half-seriously contemplating putting hats on everyone in the Imperial City, just for giggles. And the challenge of doing it.

Yesterday, I went for it...

And thus began the Plague of Hats....





Fully half the city including the Archmage himself and all of the guards are now wearing hats. It's taken me about three days to do it. And I plan to finish it before the end of the week.

Soooo... you’re not Robin Hood, you’re Givin’ Hood?

That pun made me throw up a little in my mouth

You’re just jealous.

I'm pretty sure I saw a mod somewhere way back when that included the Green Bay Packers cheesehead hats, but I'm too lazy to go hunting for it.
Given the truly obnoxious amount of adult-oriented mods for Oblivion, they're lucky the green hood is all I'm making them wear on their heads, lol...