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jonesy
A Wicked Kendragon
Knowing what she did during her previous career I feel like she was one day googling for 'dungeon' and ended up on a D&D page by accident. And stayed there.
Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
Knowing what she did during her previous career I feel like she was one day googling for 'dungeon' and ended up on a D&D page by accident. And stayed there.
I used to be dominatrix until I took a D20 to the knee?
Had my annual physical today. Everything looks good.
...but I swear to Elvis that “Dr. Hans R. Bigge” used Jalapeño jelly as a lube this time.
...but I swear to Elvis that “Dr. Hans R. Bigge” used Jalapeño jelly as a lube this time.
Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
THAT kind of physical, huh? oh boy. ouch!
Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
So here I am watching what appears to be a man arguing with a light post. Turns out there are at least two other people there. They are obscured by a shrub. I know this a little girl started roaming around. The man continued talking toward the light post. He has since picked up the little girl and walked away. I just saw the person he was talking to get up and walk in the same direction. Funny how perspectives and context changes everything.
Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
Would it have been better if someone like Satine Phoenix was the one armed with the jalapeno jelly?
No, because (quoting Bette Midler’s character from Ruthless People), I’d be facing the other way.
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