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D&D and the rising pandemic

Umbran

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After they crop the hell out of it, give your lawn a good tilling.

That won't do it. More accurately, it would require several seasons - the space has been lawn for approximately a century. The soil itself is loaded with seeds and viable root systems. Converting it requires either scraping off and replacing the topsoil, or keeping it barren (and likely covered) for a couple of seasons to deal with seeds and regrowth.
 

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Mannahnin

Scion of Murgen (He/Him)
Being able to use farmland (or greenhouses) immediately adjacent to the population centre handles a lot of the issues involved with food. the amount of food that goes bad in supermarkets and restaurants that gets tossed out is rather horrifying. If your fresh stock was a 20 minute request away though...
Thankfully not as much gets wasted as some folks think. Supermarkets operate on too narrow profit margins to throw much out. Chickens getting close to the sell-by date get repurposed as rotisserie, "ugly" vegetables get used to make ready-to-eat salsas, guacamole, (etc.) where the appearance doesn't matter. Other "bad" produce gets fed to livestock or plowed back into the fields, etc.


 

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
That won't do it. More accurately, it would require several seasons - the space has been lawn for approximately a century. The soil itself is loaded with seeds and viable root systems. Converting it requires either scraping off and replacing the topsoil, or keeping it barren (and likely covered) for a couple of seasons to deal with seeds and regrowth.
Ooof. Yeah, the goats can't help you with the seeds in the soil. (They will dig out and devour any viable root systems, though. I've seen them uproot tree saplings.) You'd need to put down a heavy mulch or plastic sheeting for a whole year to smother and rot the seeds that are left behind. Or you could go the easy route: let those seeds sprout, then bring in the goats again before they reseed themselves.
 

Ryujin

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Ooof. Yeah, the goats can't help you with the seeds in the soil. (They will dig out and devour any viable root systems, though. I've seen them uproot tree saplings.) You'd need to put down a heavy mulch or plastic sheeting for a whole year to smother and rot the seeds that are left behind. Or you could go the easy route: let those seeds sprout, then bring in the goats again before they reseed themselves.
I've seen them eat license plates and bumper shrouds off cars. My car, to be specific. They would do a pretty thorough job in all but that particular case.
 


Dannyalcatraz

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So, two seasons of my suburban lawn being mud, plastic, and goats.

I don't think my neighbors would be amused.

My wife would like the goats, though. If we could get some cute pygmy goats for it (it isn't a big lawn) she'd be absolutely thrilled.
They ARE cute little bastards!

(And every bit as goat-y as their larger cousins.)
 

Dannyalcatraz

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Speaking of relatives…

Apparently, omicron has a half-brother:

Only 7 cases discovered so far, but it apparently is different enough from omicron that it evades the variant-specific tests being used to find omicron.
 

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
So, two seasons of my suburban lawn being mud, plastic, and goats.

I don't think my neighbors would be amused.
No. They certainly would not. Goats REEK, and they are noisy as hell. And like you said earlier, you might have to fight with zoning restrictions, homeowner's associations, poachers, you name it.

But there are benefits: a xeriscape yard means a lower water bill, healthier soil, and less of your weekends spent on lawn maintenance. So YMMV, obviously.

How did we get on the subject of goats? Sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread. Here's a majestic goat mini, to get things back on topic:

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His name is Champ, he has +6 to his ram attack, and does double damage if he charges.
 

Umbran

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But there are benefits: a xeriscape yard means a lower water bill, healthier soil, and less of your weekends spent on lawn maintenance. So YMMV, obviously.

Well, to my understanding, "xeriscape" usually applies to arid climates, which suburban Massachusetts isn't.

The meadow is the New England equivalent - hardy plants, need no fertilizer, are native to the area so they generally live just fine with normal rainfall.

Or, I could just let the Concord grapes take over, which they totally will if I let them.
 

Dannyalcatraz

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Well, to my understanding, "xeriscape" usually applies to arid climates, which suburban Massachusetts isn't.

The meadow is the New England equivalent - hardy plants, need no fertilizer, are native to the area so they generally live just fine with normal rainfall.

Or, I could just let the Concord grapes take over, which they totally will if I let them.
…then begin your private wine label/grape preserve company on the side.
 

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