The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread


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Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
Old hotness…

Pineapple pizza.

New hotness…

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Dragonfruit Pizza!
 

RealAlHazred

Frumious Flumph (Your Grace/Your Eminence)
Tell me you've never worked in customer service, without saying you've never worked in customer service.
I set out five single dollar bills at the edge of the table. Every time something happens that I don't like, I make sure the server is watching as I take one a put it back in my wallet.

Then, when we're finished, I take all the rest of the bills and put them back in, then go and tip like a normal person. What? The dollar bills want to be included! They never feel like they're part of the family, always jammed in a dark, cramped, musty wallet! You got to let them live a little! But I hate for them to see how unpleasant the world is, so I hide them away!
 








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