Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

trappedslider · Mar 12, 2026

well, you're living up to the title under your name

Might as well say you only like tv shows and movies if they are done one way and one way only.

RealAlHazred · Mar 13, 2026

A giant steel pipe’s mysterious overnight growth spurt baffles a Japanese city

I swear, people in cities have become completely disconnected from reality. It's called GROWTH, people! Everything in nature either grows or dies! That's life! 13 feet is a healthy growth spurt, but every pipe grows at a different rate! Learn a little science, folks!

Alternative joke: "Researchers from Pfizer were on the scene at press time, attempting to determine the ultimate cause of the pipe growth."

EDIT: Also, why isn't APNews.com an allowed source for Media?

Ryujin · Mar 13, 2026

RealAlHazred said:
A giant steel pipe’s mysterious overnight growth spurt baffles a Japanese city

I swear, people in cities have become completely disconnected from reality. It's called GROWTH, people! Everything in nature either grows or dies! That's life! 13 feet is a healthy growth spurt, but every pipe grows at a different rate! Learn a little science, folks!

Alternative joke: "Researchers from Pfizer were on the scene at press time, attempting to determine the ultimate cause of the pipe growth."

EDIT: Also, why isn't APNews.com an allowed source for Media?

Interesting. The next story that comes up is about the castings of people from the Pompeii eruption. Coincidence? I've seen this movie before.

el-remmen · Mar 13, 2026

When you start to notice a poster for the first time because they seem to be taking a

in every thread.

Gradine · Mar 13, 2026

Whoops, you seem to have lost your empathy somewhere. Would you like me to help you find it?

RealAlHazred · Mar 13, 2026

Ryujin said:
Interesting. The next story that comes up is about the castings of people from the Pompeii eruption. Coincidence? I've seen this movie before.

Most realistic effects in a movie to date:

Scribe · Mar 13, 2026

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Jahydin · Mar 13, 2026

I'm finding it is a guarantee that if I click on a YouTuber wearing sunglasses in front of their computer it will certainly just be angry, trashy rage bait...

Sight impaired individuals not included, of course.

payn · Mar 13, 2026

Jahydin said:
I'm finding it is a guarantee that if I click on a YouTuber wearing sunglasses in front of their computer it will certainly just be angry, trashy rage bait...

Sight impaired individuals not included, of course.