Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Play: Any time a player has started a fight somewhere completely inappropriate.
Effect: This little faux pas is forgotten about with no consequences, other than the possible emnity of the other people involved in the fight.
There's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids.
Play: Any time you are asked to make a fortitude save. (IE - Your DM says, "Everyone make fortitude saves!" just as the party enters a room.)
Effect: Automatically pass if it is against poison, disease, or anything else that would corrupt your precious bodily fluids.
I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.
Play: Any time your character is targeted by a mind-effecting spell or effect by a member of the opposite sex.
Effect: Your character is automatically successful on all saving throws against the mind-effecting powers of that particular character.