Tarrasque Wrangler
First Post
EN World baby, come sit next to me down by the fire. I've got sweet nothings to whisper in your impeccable ear.
When we first met, EN World, I was but a boy. I bounced from game system to game system, fansite to fansite, looking for companionship. When I found you baby, I knew my long lonely nights were at an end. It was time to put away the shallow things of youth: L337 speak, trollin', and makin' time with that jive hussy RPG.net.
I was a boy before, but EN World baby, you made me a man.
[cues up a Marvin Gaye record]
That's when I chose to take our love to the next step by buying a Community Supporter account. My friends told me, "TW, slow down. You know EN World's only playin' you for your money." I know baby, it hurt me too. But I would not give in to their hatin', for I knew our love was pure. I saw it in the soft ebony tone of your template, the playful tease of your Hivemind, the glow of your banner ads. Even the way you timed out on me so many times only made me want you more.
That cognac's good baby? Remy Martin. Nothing but the finest for my cherie amour.
And you've stayed with me through thick and thin. Even though I have two-timed on you with that no-good Blogger, you have always understood that you have to let a roleplaya play. Baby, I have visited those other sites, but even when I show up on your front page late at night, drunk, I know that you will not leave me out in the cold. You will take me to your Fantasy/Scifi TV, Books, & Movies forum and whisper to me about Angel rumors. We will frolic in the General forum where we will talk about rangers getting the shaft and SRD updates. Sometimes we will get all freaky-deeky in the Creature Catalog forum and talk about hit dice advancements. All these and more are in your love repertoire.
So let me keep lovin' you right. I will double post to you all night long. I will show you my EEK! smilie. I will Support your Community for the next 1000 posts and beyond. Let me rock your EN World.
Damn.
When we first met, EN World, I was but a boy. I bounced from game system to game system, fansite to fansite, looking for companionship. When I found you baby, I knew my long lonely nights were at an end. It was time to put away the shallow things of youth: L337 speak, trollin', and makin' time with that jive hussy RPG.net.
I was a boy before, but EN World baby, you made me a man.
[cues up a Marvin Gaye record]
That's when I chose to take our love to the next step by buying a Community Supporter account. My friends told me, "TW, slow down. You know EN World's only playin' you for your money." I know baby, it hurt me too. But I would not give in to their hatin', for I knew our love was pure. I saw it in the soft ebony tone of your template, the playful tease of your Hivemind, the glow of your banner ads. Even the way you timed out on me so many times only made me want you more.
That cognac's good baby? Remy Martin. Nothing but the finest for my cherie amour.
And you've stayed with me through thick and thin. Even though I have two-timed on you with that no-good Blogger, you have always understood that you have to let a roleplaya play. Baby, I have visited those other sites, but even when I show up on your front page late at night, drunk, I know that you will not leave me out in the cold. You will take me to your Fantasy/Scifi TV, Books, & Movies forum and whisper to me about Angel rumors. We will frolic in the General forum where we will talk about rangers getting the shaft and SRD updates. Sometimes we will get all freaky-deeky in the Creature Catalog forum and talk about hit dice advancements. All these and more are in your love repertoire.
So let me keep lovin' you right. I will double post to you all night long. I will show you my EEK! smilie. I will Support your Community for the next 1000 posts and beyond. Let me rock your EN World.
Damn.
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