1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants


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145. Book of Vile Dorkness- something no D&D gamer should be without

146. Doggie Bag of Holding- for those times when you're really on the run

147. Censor of Controlling Air Waves- So you can say no to all those naughty wizards trasmitting smut all throughout the multiverse

148. Ring of Blinking- Eyes only
 

149. Boots of striding and streaking.

150. Scabbard of scabs.

151. Girdle of disguise.

152. Helm of the Red Mage.

153. Quaal's feather token- token.

154. Rod of Peasantly Might.
 

155. Rod of enlarging (uses Enlarge Person, usable only by Outsiders)
156. Wand of Enlarge Personal Debts
157. Robe of useless things
158. Scorching Heat
159. Deck of Delusions (you think you're protected by a dragon etc.)
160. Power Word, Kill Me.
161. Otto's Irresistable Riverdance (or Morris Dance)
162. Hide Enemies.
163. Figurine of Wondrous Power: Brass Powergamer
164. Cure Minor Wounds, Mass
165. Gem of being seen.
166. Staff of Powerlessness
167. (d20Modern) Tele of endless Ads.
168. Vecna's Head
169. Vecna's Pinkie
170. Protection from Healing Spells
171. Ring of Energy Vulnerability
172. Weapon of Disruption (disrupts all your spellcasting)
173. Weapon of Shock (everytime an enemy appears you have to make a Fort save DC 20 or die of a heart attack)
174. Flame Tongue
175. Frost Bite
176. Ring of ground walking
177. Wings of Falling
 


179. The "Rod" of Vecna
180. The Clicky-base of Vecna
181. Power-word: Bolus
182. The Brain of Brett
183. Uncomfortable Hunk of Metal of Ass Storing
184. Eyes of the Potato
 



A few more...

188: Hammer of dwarf Throwing
189: Helm of Arrow catching
190: Javelin of Lighting
191: Vunerable coat of Arn
192: Hammock of the Titans
193: Scarab of Golembrain
 
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194 is a Spinoff of 189:

194: Codpiece of Arrow Attraction
195: Holier-than-thou avenger
196: Blindfold of Elfsight
197: Ring of Weather Falling
 
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