101 Truly awful DM tricks

Near Epic: PC's defeat a Storm giant citadel and get many huge and large magical items, including vorpals and +5 full plate of heavy fortification. They sold them all for a lot of money. They didnt care who the buyer was, but now when they face the next group of demons/devils they will recognize the armor and weapons being used against them.

A pit trap dropping the PC's into water. At the bottom is a symbol of cone of cold - which instantly freezes the water.

An Albino Silver dragon (old dragonlance short story)

A BBEG that the PC's grew up with, were friends with, and that understand and maybe sympathise with his motives (e.g if you were a Roman, would you care the Ceasar and his armies were buthering dozens of nations and tribes?)

Have the BBEG guy win, conquers the land and then builds hospitals, police stations, schools, roads, fair taxes - because even evil he is smart and wants a highly productive and happy populace so he gets more taxes and can field bigger armies.

The 'good' nation has slaves.

The 'evil' nation does not believe in slavery.
 

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Side note: 38-41 - also from my Purple Book of Dastardly Dirty Deeds! Glad they're seeing use! :p

65 (I think) Med/High Level: Permanent illusion on a storm giant so it looks like a halfling armed with a (small) 2-handed sword. Best used outdoors so the height of the ceiling doesn't clue the vict... er, PCs in. "How in the %^$$ is he getting AOOs on me?!?!? And he hit for HOW MUCH?!?!" Players will never look at halflings or gnomes the same way again.
 

66 The balsawood door with a pit behind it

67 The red dragon specialises in ice magic

68 (an oldy but goldy) The princess is evil; the BBEG's eloped with her, not kidnapped her

69 The unarmed kobold wearing just a loincloth is a high level monk

70 The next unarmed kobold wearing just a loincloth is just a kobold

71 Mummy zombies
 


73. PC dies. Next session, the DM privately informs him that a cleric of the same alignment as the party's cleric is trying to raise him. He accepts, only to "come to" and see some NPC cleric and the party's arch-villain who killed him, sword to the throat of the cleric in one hand, gem for trapping the PC's soul in the other.
 

Evilhalfling said:
35. villians carring babies on their chests or backs. in cute little papposes

got this from Enworld, finally using it next week. :)

Aw man, where's the "Look out, they've got baby shields!!" pic when we need it? :)
 

a mirror does work to project a medusa's gase acording to the greek legend. the hero in the story used a mirror to reflect the medusa's gase and kill it.
the bassilisk/beholder/medusa in a maze of mirrors is EVIL!
 

jbuck said:
a mirror does work to project a medusa's gase acording to the greek legend. the hero in the story used a mirror to reflect the medusa's gase and kill it.
the bassilisk/beholder/medusa in a maze of mirrors is EVIL!
Uh, no. You have it backwards. Perseus used the reflection so he could safely note her location and decapitate her, since the reflection was not dangerous.
 

Rystil Arden said:
Uh, no. You have it backwards. Perseus used the reflection so he could safely note her location and decapitate her, since the reflection was not dangerous.
RA, some folks aren't unstanding the point of this "trap". For those that don't, sometimes when you see the medusa in the mirror, it is a reflection: no effect. Sometimes when you see the medusa, you are looking right at her: make a Fort save. Since it's a hall of mirrors you can never be sure when the mirrors end and empty space begins. I think I prefer this idea with the beholders and perhaps a few mirror golems so that when they start destroying the mirrors, the mirrors attack. :)
 

Two lines of five Durgar front rank armed with longspears second rank with heavy crossbows. The front rank have used their invisiblity for the day just before the PC's arrive.


Durgar (Rank 1): Ready set spear verses charge.
Durgar (Rank 2): Fire!
PC 1 (unaware of the invisible spearmen: I charge the middle of the line
Five Durgar (Rank 1): Readied Attacks! Double damage!
PC 1: Ow!
Five Durgar (Rank 1): and now our AoOs for your movement.
PC 1: I want my mummy.
 

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