D&D 5E 20th level Sorcerer vs the world
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Earth2Carnifex
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Hohige
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? The Bastion build is already showed.
Your turn.
"You are weak, the magic is in my blood! You're just an imposter."
Will the Wizards cower in front of a Sorcerer?
Meanwhile, in Foggy Bottom
Llewellyn: "Speak, my son, confess your sins. Oghma knows about them anyway, so you'll just feel better after atoning."
Billy-Jayden: "I think I killed a cripple."
Llewellyn: "We say 'people with disabilities' these days, or 'Sorcerers' for short."
Billy-Jayden: "Yeah, I know, sue me."
Llewellyn: "While I command you for attending my church, I must remind you that respect is kind of expected in the house of the Lord..."
Billy-Jayden: "OK, I apologize... Well, back to the point, I met a guy who seemed to have very low abilities across the board yet claimed to be a Sorcerer 14".
Llewellyn: "Did he cast a spell to prove this claim?"
Billy-Jayden: "Naah, he was dressed in black and ran from one tree to another, trying to be stealthy. I hailed him and he answered that I couldn't see him because he had cast spells to cover his tracks like two days ago"
Llewellyn: "That's an odd claim!"
Billy-Jayden: "And he was explaining that he was still hiding in the shadows of the great Candlekeep Clocktower.. despite standing currently clumsily behind a bush of holly."
Llewellyn: "0 ability scores across the board tend to make you think like that."
Billy-Jayden: "Then, he became hostile and used a whip to flail around me, claiming that my AC was low enough so he could hit me without being proficient".
Llewellyn: "A valid claim..."
Billy-Jayden: "Yes, but Father, I am Tortle. My natural AC is 17, I can't benefit from DEX bonus but I can still add my Intelligence bonus since I was humming my Bladesong for a total of 22, while his rolls couldn't exceed 15."
Llewellyn: "With a very low Wisdom score, maybe he didn't notice your race?"
Billy-Jayden: "So, I thought he was menacing with his whip and all, and there was an old lady nearby, Ms Friendlyfire, that was passing by... She wasn't aware of her surrounding because she was already reading the latest Binky novel..."
Llewellyn: "So you decided to peacefully stop him and warn him against brash behaviour? Or you ran to Shenta d'Ghallanda for her song of peace?"
Billy-Jayden: "Yeah, well, in fact I decided to knock some sense into his airhead..."
Llewellyn: "Ah, such impulsiveness..."
Alfred (appearing as a ghostly form): "I told you he was too old to be trained..."
Llewellyn: "Alfred, stop doing that. You can't add a visual effect to your telepathy spell! Remember that Tasha's rulebook is wrong!
Alfred disappears: "OK, OK"
Billy-Jayden: "Do you mind listening to my atonement?"
Llewellyn: "Sorry for the interruption, go on, my son."
Billy-Jayden: "So I cast Magic Missile. I could certainly have cast Sleep, but I didn't memorize it, 'cause it's booring to read all those spells in the book each morning..."
Llewellyn: "You could have chosen to inflict non-lethal damage."
Billy-Jayden: "How could I have guessed he had a single HP?"
Llewellyn: "True... I see no fault on your part. Incomplete builds enjoy no legal rights, so you're clear in the eyes of both society and Oghma. I'd advise you to atone by taking Anger Management class. I hear they do a wonderful job at Howard School of Torchbearing to teach people to stay in their place. "Avoid spotlight-stealing by NPC 101", as it's called."
Llewellyn: "Speak, my son, confess your sins. Oghma knows about them anyway, so you'll just feel better after atoning."
Billy-Jayden: "I think I killed a cripple."
Llewellyn: "We say 'people with disabilities' these days, or 'Sorcerers' for short."
Billy-Jayden: "Yeah, I know, sue me."
Llewellyn: "While I command you for attending my church, I must remind you that respect is kind of expected in the house of the Lord..."
Billy-Jayden: "OK, I apologize... Well, back to the point, I met a guy who seemed to have very low abilities across the board yet claimed to be a Sorcerer 14".
Llewellyn: "Did he cast a spell to prove this claim?"
Billy-Jayden: "Naah, he was dressed in black and ran from one tree to another, trying to be stealthy. I hailed him and he answered that I couldn't see him because he had cast spells to cover his tracks like two days ago"
Llewellyn: "That's an odd claim!"
Billy-Jayden: "And he was explaining that he was still hiding in the shadows of the great Candlekeep Clocktower.. despite standing currently clumsily behind a bush of holly."
Llewellyn: "0 ability scores across the board tend to make you think like that."
Billy-Jayden: "Then, he became hostile and used a whip to flail around me, claiming that my AC was low enough so he could hit me without being proficient".
Llewellyn: "A valid claim..."
Billy-Jayden: "Yes, but Father, I am Tortle. My natural AC is 17, I can't benefit from DEX bonus but I can still add my Intelligence bonus since I was humming my Bladesong for a total of 22, while his rolls couldn't exceed 15."
Llewellyn: "With a very low Wisdom score, maybe he didn't notice your race?"
Billy-Jayden: "So, I thought he was menacing with his whip and all, and there was an old lady nearby, Ms Friendlyfire, that was passing by... She wasn't aware of her surrounding because she was already reading the latest Binky novel..."
Llewellyn: "So you decided to peacefully stop him and warn him against brash behaviour? Or you ran to Shenta d'Ghallanda for her song of peace?"
Billy-Jayden: "Yeah, well, in fact I decided to knock some sense into his airhead..."
Llewellyn: "Ah, such impulsiveness..."
Alfred (appearing as a ghostly form): "I told you he was too old to be trained..."
Llewellyn: "Alfred, stop doing that. You can't add a visual effect to your telepathy spell! Remember that Tasha's rulebook is wrong!
Alfred disappears: "OK, OK"
Billy-Jayden: "Do you mind listening to my atonement?"
Llewellyn: "Sorry for the interruption, go on, my son."
Billy-Jayden: "So I cast Magic Missile. I could certainly have cast Sleep, but I didn't memorize it, 'cause it's booring to read all those spells in the book each morning..."
Llewellyn: "You could have chosen to inflict non-lethal damage."
Billy-Jayden: "How could I have guessed he had a single HP?"
Llewellyn: "True... I see no fault on your part. Incomplete builds enjoy no legal rights, so you're clear in the eyes of both society and Oghma. I'd advise you to atone by taking Anger Management class. I hear they do a wonderful job at Howard School of Torchbearing to teach people to stay in their place. "Avoid spotlight-stealing by NPC 101", as it's called."
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Hohige
Explorer
Another cool story. Congratulations.
Earth2Carnifex
Adventurer
Whatever
It's currently as:
Cantrips: none
Known spells: none
As no precisions were given after post 1,997. Provide your build, since @Hohige claims to have entered his. It will be as one sided as the previous one, because since the sorcerer's build has no spell, his summoned steed disappears and he falls 650 ft for a total of 20d6 damage, killing him before his turn on round 2, given his HP amounts to 1.
Hohige
Explorer
Wtf, I don't understand what you're insisting on?
Cantrips: Known; Shocking Grasp, Mage Hand, Booming Blade, Firebolt, Chill Touch
Spell known:
1 - Armor of Agathys, Sleep
2 - Aid Spell, Pass Without Trace
3 - Counterspell, Dispel, NonDetection
4 - Dimention Door, Polymorph, Greater Invisibility
5 - Wall of Force, Skill Empowerment, Greater Restoration, Dominate Person, Planar Binding
6 - Freezing Sphere, Disintegrate, Mass Suggestion, Flesh to Stone
7 - Etherealness, Plane Shift, Reverse Gravity
8 - Horrid Wilting
9 - Wish, Meteor Swarm
Invisibility (Race), Minor Illlusion, Detect Through (Telephatic).
Your Turn, your prepared spell list.
Earth2Carnifex
Adventurer
You don't understand, I have no interest in playing D&D or whatever this game is, with you.
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