D&D 5E 5E Survivor - Deities (Part 2: Greyhawk) Boccob Advances!

chrisrtld · Jan 28, 2022

Beory 12
Boccob 13
Celestian 13
Heironeous 13
Obad-Hai 9
Pelor 11

Helldritch · Jan 28, 2022

For those who downvote Pelor, may the Sun never shine on you ever again! Thou shall pay dearly for thy sins! Darkness eternal shall awaits you! All voters, rise up to the Sun! Make our Lord first and foremost amongst the gods!

see · Jan 28, 2022

Helldritch said:
For those who downvote Pelor, may the Sun never shine on you ever again!

Thank you! May the Sun never shine on you ever again either, fellow night-owl!

Helldritch said:
Thou shall pay dearly for thy sins!

Yeah, inflation's been raising the price of everything. What we really need is a God of Reasonably-Priced Sin.

Helldritch said:
Darkness eternal shall awaits you!

I think you either need to eliminate the "shall" or swap to "await" here, but I appreciate the sentiment.

Helldritch said:
All voters, rise up to the Sun!

I'm pretty sure nobody currently has a rocket able to do that. I mean, Elon Musk is working on it, sure (any rocket that could take people up to Mars could also take 'em to the Sun), but it's still in prototype. And even if they had one, I'm pretty sure actually going to the Sun would be fatal, so I'm going to have to suggest people act otherwise.