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WARNING!!!! This thread is soooooo unnatural to one's health....read at it, with careful caution.
But have massive amount of kleenex on hand...and also, a heavy-duty paper bag, that will restrict the spontaneous release of the unexpected insane noise volume, when viewing.
But have massive amount of kleenex on hand...and also, a heavy-duty paper bag, that will restrict the spontaneous release of the unexpected insane noise volume, when viewing.
Vraille Darkfang
First Post
Sung to Dick Holler/Dion's Abraham, Martin & John
Angelsboi, Matrin Wixted, David C Sutherland III
Has anybody here seen my old friend Angelsboi?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He made a lot of swell posts but it seems the good die young
I just looked around and he's gone.
Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He designed a lot of games but it seems the good die young
I just looked around and he's gone.
Has anybody here seen my old friend David?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He drew a lot of covers but it seems the good die young
I just looked around and he's gone.
Didn't you love the things they created?
Didn't they try to make some good games for you and me?
And we'll be playing
Someday soon
We’re gonna play one day
Has anybody here seen my old friend Findley?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him rollin’ up characters
With Angelsboi, Martin and David
Angelsboi, Matrin Wixted, David C Sutherland III
Has anybody here seen my old friend Angelsboi?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He made a lot of swell posts but it seems the good die young
I just looked around and he's gone.
Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He designed a lot of games but it seems the good die young
I just looked around and he's gone.
Has anybody here seen my old friend David?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He drew a lot of covers but it seems the good die young
I just looked around and he's gone.
Didn't you love the things they created?
Didn't they try to make some good games for you and me?
And we'll be playing
Someday soon
We’re gonna play one day
Has anybody here seen my old friend Findley?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him rollin’ up characters
With Angelsboi, Martin and David
“ENnie! Well who won it?”
Parody of “Any Way You Want It” by Journey
ENnie! Well who won it?
Here’s the list of winners!
ENnie! Well who won it?
The Best Fan Site
It has to be
D20srd!
And the Best
Cartography
Is Paizo Publishing!
Ooh, Best Art, Best Art
The Gold for Best Art
Interiors, and covers
Ooh, it’s Malhavoc Press
Oh, Denise said,
ENnie! Well who won it?
Best Adventure – Maure Castle
ENnie! Well who won it?
Denise said, ENnie to PCGen
Best Electronic Product
ENnie! Well who won it?
Ars Magica
Won Best Rules
Warhammer? Production Values!
Ooh, Best Writing?
Campaign Setting?
World Guide of Iron Kings!
Ooh, Vampire: The Requiem
Is Best Supplement
Two Golds go - To Dungeon
Best Aid and Free Product
Oh, Denise said,
ENnie! Well who won it?
Black Industries for Monsters
Fan’s Choice! Paradigm!
Denise said, Monte! Best d20!
Warhammer’s Best Game
And Publisher – Green Ronin!
Denise said, Monte! Best d20!
Warhammer’s Best Game
And Publisher – Green Ronin!
Parody of “Any Way You Want It” by Journey
ENnie! Well who won it?
Here’s the list of winners!
ENnie! Well who won it?
The Best Fan Site
It has to be
D20srd!
And the Best
Cartography
Is Paizo Publishing!
Ooh, Best Art, Best Art
The Gold for Best Art
Interiors, and covers
Ooh, it’s Malhavoc Press
Oh, Denise said,
ENnie! Well who won it?
Best Adventure – Maure Castle
ENnie! Well who won it?
Denise said, ENnie to PCGen
Best Electronic Product
ENnie! Well who won it?
Ars Magica
Won Best Rules
Warhammer? Production Values!
Ooh, Best Writing?
Campaign Setting?
World Guide of Iron Kings!
Ooh, Vampire: The Requiem
Is Best Supplement
Two Golds go - To Dungeon
Best Aid and Free Product
Oh, Denise said,
ENnie! Well who won it?
Black Industries for Monsters
Fan’s Choice! Paradigm!
Denise said, Monte! Best d20!
Warhammer’s Best Game
And Publisher – Green Ronin!
Denise said, Monte! Best d20!
Warhammer’s Best Game
And Publisher – Green Ronin!
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Vraille Darkfang
First Post
Morrus said something about being nice, so....
I've entitled this Unnamed User We All Know's Theme:
Sung to the The Divinyls' I Touch Myself Lyrics
I fully encourage those with vivid imaginations to REALLy, REALLY, REALLY think deeply on the transposed lyrics presented here:
I love my post count
I want you to read mine
When I'm feelin' down
I see your total below mine
I search my posts
I want you to like it
I post for myself
I want it to remind me
I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
It’s the total that makes me a h*rny bunny
It’s the screen-glare that makes me shiny
When I’m around posting I'm always lusting
I want to make your posts mine
I close my eyes
And see the total for me
Think I would die
If anyone were to surpass me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore it
I look down on my screen
I'd do anything to increase it
I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I love my post count
I want it to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I see your total below mine
I search my posts
I want it to love me
I forget my thoughts
I want the posts to remind me
I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want more posts
I post more than anyone else
And when I think about my post count
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I've entitled this Unnamed User We All Know's Theme:
Sung to the The Divinyls' I Touch Myself Lyrics
I fully encourage those with vivid imaginations to REALLy, REALLY, REALLY think deeply on the transposed lyrics presented here:
I love my post count
I want you to read mine
When I'm feelin' down
I see your total below mine
I search my posts
I want you to like it
I post for myself
I want it to remind me
I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
It’s the total that makes me a h*rny bunny
It’s the screen-glare that makes me shiny
When I’m around posting I'm always lusting
I want to make your posts mine
I close my eyes
And see the total for me
Think I would die
If anyone were to surpass me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore it
I look down on my screen
I'd do anything to increase it
I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I love my post count
I want it to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I see your total below mine
I search my posts
I want it to love me
I forget my thoughts
I want the posts to remind me
I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want more posts
I post more than anyone else
And when I think about my post count
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
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OaxacanWarrior
First Post
Alzrius said:Fair enough. Here's a short one:
EN World Theme (sung to the opening theme of "The Simpsons")
EN World
[long instrumental section]
In the same vein as Alzrius's entry...here's one based on They Might Be Giants' Minimum Wage:
EN World, haiyah!! [sound of a whip then a long instrumental section]
Vraille Darkfang
First Post
I'm starting to get the hang of this.
Now I just need to include more than one ENWorlder in this.
(P.S. Diaglo, I wasn't sure about your age, so I just estimated on the low side )
Sung to the Bellamy Brothers’ Old Hippie
Old Diaglo
He turned sixty-five last Sunday
In his hair he found all gray
But he still ain't changed his RPG’s
He likes it better the old way
So he rolls his characters with 3d6 & in order they stick
He's playing what he's rolling nowadays in self delusion
He get's out there in the gaming stores
Sometimes when levels just don't make no more sense
He gets off on the original edition
Cause Lorraine Williams left him cold
He's got young friends into the new game
But he's just too friggin' old
And he dreams at night of Magic Users and the day TSR died
How the games made him happy and the Skills Rules made him cry
Yeah he thinks of Gary sometimes
And he has to wonder why
Diaglo’s an old gamer and he knows just what to do
He’ll hang on to the old
He’ll hate on the new
He's an old hippie... This new game’s just a bust
He’s just trying to change everybody
He's just trying real hard to never adjust
He was sure back in the seventies that everyone was hip
Then they sent him off to Gencon on his 2000 con trip
And they forced him to play a half-dragon-troll wizard-rogue-cleric
And with each wave customization he hated the new gamer toys
Now these Wizards may change editions on him
But he just can't change anymore
Diaglo’s an old gamer and he knows just what to do
He’ll hang on to the old
He’ll hate on the new
He's an old hippie... This new game’s just a crutch
Racial Level Limits he will use
Unlimited advancement can go to heck
Well, he stays away a lot now from the tables and the cons
And he's thinking while he's sittin' 'round
Sure is glad he quit before Eberron
Cause him and his kind get more endangered everyday
And pretty soon the old gamers will just up and fade away
Like the Spellfire card game...just up and fade away
Now I just need to include more than one ENWorlder in this.
(P.S. Diaglo, I wasn't sure about your age, so I just estimated on the low side
)Sung to the Bellamy Brothers’ Old Hippie
Old Diaglo
He turned sixty-five last Sunday
In his hair he found all gray
But he still ain't changed his RPG’s
He likes it better the old way
So he rolls his characters with 3d6 & in order they stick
He's playing what he's rolling nowadays in self delusion
He get's out there in the gaming stores
Sometimes when levels just don't make no more sense
He gets off on the original edition
Cause Lorraine Williams left him cold
He's got young friends into the new game
But he's just too friggin' old
And he dreams at night of Magic Users and the day TSR died
How the games made him happy and the Skills Rules made him cry
Yeah he thinks of Gary sometimes
And he has to wonder why
Diaglo’s an old gamer and he knows just what to do
He’ll hang on to the old
He’ll hate on the new
He's an old hippie... This new game’s just a bust
He’s just trying to change everybody
He's just trying real hard to never adjust
He was sure back in the seventies that everyone was hip
Then they sent him off to Gencon on his 2000 con trip
And they forced him to play a half-dragon-troll wizard-rogue-cleric
And with each wave customization he hated the new gamer toys
Now these Wizards may change editions on him
But he just can't change anymore
Diaglo’s an old gamer and he knows just what to do
He’ll hang on to the old
He’ll hate on the new
He's an old hippie... This new game’s just a crutch
Racial Level Limits he will use
Unlimited advancement can go to heck
Well, he stays away a lot now from the tables and the cons
And he's thinking while he's sittin' 'round
Sure is glad he quit before Eberron
Cause him and his kind get more endangered everyday
And pretty soon the old gamers will just up and fade away
Like the Spellfire card game...just up and fade away
Vraille Darkfang
First Post
This one is entirely a figment of my imagination, as I was unable to go to Gencon this year. 
I sure more alcohol was involved in the real thing.
So, Rick Nelson's Garden Party as mutilated by me:
I went to a Gencon party
To reminisce with my EN friends
A chance to share old memories
And relive our posts again
When I got to the Gencon party
They all knew my screen-name
No one recognized me
I didn't look like the name
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
Gamers came from miles around
Everyone was there
Diaglo brought his white box
There was dice in the air
'N' over in the corner
Much to my surprise
Mr U hid in Queen D’s shoes
Wearing her disguise
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
Lott-in-dah-dah
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Played them all the new games
Thought that's why we came
No one heard JoeG
Reveal didn't look the same
I said hello to "Vrai D"
He belongs to me
When I played a game about a Gnoll Monk
It was time to leave
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
Lot-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
Lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Someone opened up a closet door
And out stepped Teflon Billy
Buying games
Like Acoma at the bar
And lookin' like his avatar
If you gotta play at Gencon parties
I wish you a lotta luck
But if games were all I ever did
I’d never make a buck.
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
Lot-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
Lot-in-dah-dah-dah
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
I sure more alcohol was involved in the real thing.
So, Rick Nelson's Garden Party as mutilated by me:
I went to a Gencon party
To reminisce with my EN friends
A chance to share old memories
And relive our posts again
When I got to the Gencon party
They all knew my screen-name
No one recognized me
I didn't look like the name
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
Gamers came from miles around
Everyone was there
Diaglo brought his white box
There was dice in the air
'N' over in the corner
Much to my surprise
Mr U hid in Queen D’s shoes
Wearing her disguise
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
Lott-in-dah-dah
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Played them all the new games
Thought that's why we came
No one heard JoeG
Reveal didn't look the same
I said hello to "Vrai D"
He belongs to me
When I played a game about a Gnoll Monk
It was time to leave
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
Lot-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
Lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Someone opened up a closet door
And out stepped Teflon Billy
Buying games
Like Acoma at the bar
And lookin' like his avatar
If you gotta play at Gencon parties
I wish you a lotta luck
But if games were all I ever did
I’d never make a buck.
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
Lot-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
Lot-in-dah-dah-dah
But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't post like Crothian
So ya got to post as yourself
LeifVignirsson
First Post
Sung to Jump in the Fire by Metallica and yes, I am waiting to be sued by Lars as we speak... Be warned, this is super weak but I like it.
Down in the depths of my basement at home
The DSL will chime
Tempting me with all this mirth
to join the sinful kind
There is a game to be done and I'm the one
You people made me DM
Now it is time for your fate and I won't hesitate
to force you to re-roll that twenty
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
With gold in my eyes and with geek in my veins
The end is closing in
Feeding on the cries of PC's
and from their souls within
My NPC's all shout to search them out
And they always shall obey
I will let you look now at my Masters of the Wild
If you do just as I say
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
Sign on by your will or be taken by force
We'll get you either way
Trying to keep the geekfire lit
I am hocking stuff, you'll pay
Living your life with the D20
There is part of us in everyone
So grab your mouse with your hand click the link to the land
Come home where you belong
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
Down in the depths of my basement at home
The DSL will chime
Tempting me with all this mirth
to join the sinful kind
There is a game to be done and I'm the one
You people made me DM
Now it is time for your fate and I won't hesitate
to force you to re-roll that twenty
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
With gold in my eyes and with geek in my veins
The end is closing in
Feeding on the cries of PC's
and from their souls within
My NPC's all shout to search them out
And they always shall obey
I will let you look now at my Masters of the Wild
If you do just as I say
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
Sign on by your will or be taken by force
We'll get you either way
Trying to keep the geekfire lit
I am hocking stuff, you'll pay
Living your life with the D20
There is part of us in everyone
So grab your mouse with your hand click the link to the land
Come home where you belong
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
So come on
Jump on ENWorld
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