D&D General A Rose By Any Other Name: Names in Greyhawk and a Little Judgin'


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As much as I love the slaad, I always have to do a double take because I immediately want to read them as salad.

DM: Lo, you have met your doom. For it is I, Caesar, the Slaad Lord!

Players: So you're ... Caesar Slaad?

DM: .... shut up.
So you are the person responsible for auto-correct!

But the Caesar Slaad joke is actually in one of the 1st edition modules. The Celtic-ish one with the wacky wizards tower.
 

As much as I love the slaad, I always have to do a double take because I immediately want to read them as salad.

DM: Lo, you have met your doom. For it is I, Caesar, the Slaad Lord!

Players: So you're ... Caesar Slaad?

DM: .... shut up.
C5 The Bane of Llewellyn in the tower of a dead pun and puzzle obsessed wizard

8. The area is a 60-foot-square room with a 30-foot-high ceiling. Facing the party is a 10-foot-wide stairway leading up to a portico flanked by four Corinthian columns. All the stonework is of white marble. Seated upon a throne within the portico is a man of noble visage, dressed in a white garment, trimmed with purple, a portion of which is draped over his left arm, leaving the right bare. His head is crowned with a laurel wreath, and his right hand is adorned with a ring set with a large gem.
The man is a green slaad.
It is using its polymorph self ability to appear as a human or, in this case, a caesar slaad.
 

C5 The Bane of Llewellyn in the tower of a dead pun and puzzle obsessed wizard

8. The area is a 60-foot-square room with a 30-foot-high ceiling. Facing the party is a 10-foot-wide stairway leading up to a portico flanked by four Corinthian columns. All the stonework is of white marble. Seated upon a throne within the portico is a man of noble visage, dressed in a white garment, trimmed with purple, a portion of which is draped over his left arm, leaving the right bare. His head is crowned with a laurel wreath, and his right hand is adorned with a ring set with a large gem.
The man is a green slaad.
It is using its polymorph self ability to appear as a human or, in this case, a caesar slaad.
That's the one! And while we are at it, how are you pronouncing Llewellyn?
 





So you are the person responsible for auto-correct!

But the Caesar Slaad joke is actually in one of the 1st edition modules. The Celtic-ish one with the wacky wizards tower.

You know, for all of the borrowing I do*, I actually thought I had created that one on the spot!


*Which, alas, only makes me good. If I was great, I would steal. But then again, I would have died a long time ago after messing up a find/remove traps roll.
 

You know, for all of the borrowing I do*, I actually thought I had created that one on the spot!


*Which, alas, only makes me good. If I was great, I would steal. But then again, I would have died a long time ago after messing up a find/remove traps roll.
A similar joke was used in the infamous Castle Greyhawk with a group of Green Slaads: Shef Slaad, Toonah Slaad, Seezar Slaad, and Lohkal Slaad (who is dressing when encountered).
 

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