Adding another log. Lightning Panther Strike.

[mhensley]

This preview suggests that you will be able to play a barbarian who... leaps on his enemies with his bare hands and bites them in the face!

<sarcasm>Yeah, that's sooo wonderful. It emulates iconic barbarians like Conan perfectly.</sarcasm>

I'm starting to become more and more disenchanted with 4e. Perhaps they were right in trying to keep all of this a secret. :\

 

[mhensley]

Or maybe they're naming things with a random generator they've preloaded with words they think are appropriately kewl.

Maybe they were using this-

http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~pound/kungfu.html

 

[pawsplay]

<sarcasm>Yeah, that's sooo wonderful. It emulates iconic barbarians like Conan perfectly.</sarcasm>

I'm starting to become more and more disenchanted with 4e. Perhaps they were right in trying to keep all of this a secret. :\

It was Mr. Jones, the old amusement park owner, all along!

 

[BadMojo]

A Lightning Panther Strike might actually mean something, though.

It means the smell of roasted cat is in the air? Wait, maybe that's Panther Lightning Strike.

 

[GlassJaw]

Sometimes a ham sandwich is a friggen ham sandwich. Not a Black Forest Ham On a Whole Wheat Roll.

And sometimes a giant space hamster is just a giant space hamster. But yes, I agree.

 

[BadMojo]

Maybe they were using this-

http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~pound/kungfu.html

All joking aside...yeah, it does. These names are serious, Grade A Cheeze.

 

[Garnfellow]

Or maybe they're naming things with a random generator they've preloaded with words they think are appropriately kewl.

Brilliant! It's like Mad Libs.

Cool Adjective, Cool Animal Name, Cool Verb.

Awesome Donkey Bash!

Shimmering Werehog Slam!

Mystical Monkey Grapple!

Burning Sphinx Eyegouge!

 

[Cadfan]

<sarcasm>Yeah, that's sooo wonderful. It emulates iconic barbarians like Conan perfectly.</sarcasm>

I'm starting to become more and more disenchanted with 4e. Perhaps they were right in trying to keep all of this a secret. :\

1: Conan isn't the only barbarian in the world of fantasy literature.
2: Chances are, if you want to create a Conan like barbarian, you can just not pick whatever it is that lets you bite people.

 

[mhensley]

Two-Fisted Monkey Style Attack!

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010406

 

[TerraDave]

As far as the flavourfull names have gone, I kind of like LPS.

Of course, I can only refer to it by its initials, but I liked it better.