D&D 5E Against the Flumpfs

[Dannyalcatraz]

When you rub a flumpf against a rakshasa, it creates a xag-ya & a xeg-yi...

 

[ExploderWizard]

The great flumph migration, the Float of the Flumphs, has begun, and as flumphs in their tens of thousands stream across the material planes, their presence is felt across countless worlds - whether by intermittently blocking the sunlight as they stream through the sky, or disturbing the rest of extreme insomniacs as they quietly chant prayers in passing. The PCs must hurry to divert the migration to less-populated worlds, lest billions of innocent sentients be mildly inconvenienced.

In the unlikely event that a flumph should survive their circuitous migration from Arcadia to Celestia, it will receive divine blessings, becoming a beacon of hope to all who dare to face impossible odds with absolutely no aptitude or preparation.

You forget I was a witness to a vast interplaner flumph migration.

They migrated about a foot and a half!

 

[RUMBLETiGER]

Due to magical accident, the party is transported to an alternate reality in which the Flumph is the predomenent race across the multiverse. The PCs go thru great trial to return to their world, bringing a few of these curiou creatures with them.

 

[Kobold Avenger]

The PCs need to get their hands on some forbidden lore (for example one of them is a Star-Pact Warlock) about a vast entity from the Far Realms. But reading the book/puzzlebox contains a horrible price, that will bring madness and destruction around those who read it. The shadowy organization the Unblinking Eye learns through divinations that the PCs are trying to obtain the forbidden lore, so they send Flu-Flagh the Flumph Assassin, one of the few evil aligned Flumphs after them. Flu-Flagh is supported by his team of disciples, a cabal of elite Flumph Monks who believe they're serving the Unblinking Eye's agenda to keep dark knowledge from the world. Little do the disciples know, is that Flu-Flagh and the secret masters of the Unblinking Eye really are corrupt and intend to create a cyst in reality with the knowledge, as they chase the PCs through the crowded streets of the city.

 

[Tuft]

The PCs are hired to transport a cake to the paladin HQ on the other side of the bustling city.

Unknown to them, the cake is really a flumph in disguise, and a gang of doppelgangers are out to get it. As the PCs progress through the busy city streets, these doppelgangers stage various scenes, impersonating everything from a wedding couple in desperate need of a cake to city guards in search of contraband, all to trick the PCs into giving up their delivery.

 

[gyor]

For the love of Flumf...

An adventure where one of the characters falls in love with the same woman as the leader of a Flumf party and the two parties dual for her love.

The background music will be Brian Adam's song in the original flumpf language.

 

[PinkRose]

The Adventurers League is sent to unprone a Flumph.
Adventure over.

F The Flumph!

 

[Kaodi]

A flumph prince has been cursed to walk the earth as an extraordinarily hansome man. The distressed flumph seeks the help of the party in wooing his flumph true love, said to be the only being able to break the curse, but not if she knows about it before "kissing" him. And as all flumphs know, humanoids are hideously ugly, a fact that tends to get overlooked just because of extreme flumph altruism.

 

[LightPhoenix]

Legends tell of worlds descended upon by tentacular horrors that swim through the skies as a squid through water. Harbingers of dark times, the coming of the flumpfs herald the arrival of twisted aberrations from outside the ken of mere mortals. No prime now survives that has been visited by these strange and ungraceful creatures. Some fringe scholars argue that the flumpfs are peaceful creatures, fleeing from the forces of the other. All agree though that the flumpfs themselves rarely attack people unless provoked, though their great flocks can block the sun. Even so, the great migration of the flumpfs mean only that a world is to die, and woe to anyone that looks upon them.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A Flümpf once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was karving her initials on the Flümpf
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

So remember, Flümpf are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout, "Look out, there are Flümpfs!"