Ambiguously Gendered Child of "What is the Hivemind?"

[Kemrain]

Why, are you a smurf? I think you're too ambiguous for that.

Oh, C'mon JoyDiv, don't let him get to you! Fight back! Resist!

- Kemrain the Uninfected.. For Now...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Unfortunately, even the mighty Gargamel cannot stop the smurfs.

Didn't ya know that even the regular smurfs were epic level and Papa Smurf was a minor deity? Sorta equal to an intermediate deity.

 

[Kemrain]

This is the child!

This is a monster? Naw! It's a beautiful.. um.. Well.. It's a... Hmm.. Well.. It's a thing, and it's beautiful, so there!

- Kemrian the Adamant.

 

[Rystil Arden]

This probably isn't the first time he's had a smurf outbreak. He should see a smurf doctor for that...

I think the only cure is a series of "administrations" performed by Smurfette.

 

[Jdvn1]

Just hope you fastened your seatbelt and don't use that lever labeled "NEVER USE".

And what about Rystil's? He's broken 30 ppd.

 

[Jdvn1]

What's wrong with being a "dirty son of a smurf"? Or in my case, "daughter".....

Well, the dirty part is the only thing wrong with it.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Oh that? I was just quoting Family Guy.

It sounds like something some people I know have said about the smurfs, especially Smurfette being a whore who slept with Papa Smurf and that was how we got all the rest of the smurfs, especially the children smurfs.

 

[Jdvn1]

Oh, C'mon JoyDiv, don't let him get to you! Fight back! Resist!

- Kemrain the Uninfected.. For Now...

... You mean he's not talking about smurfs?

 

[Jdvn1]

This is a monster? Naw! It's a beautiful.. um.. Well.. It's a... Hmm.. Well.. It's a thing, and it's beautiful, so there!

- Kemrian the Adamant.

Did I say it wasn't beautiful?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I think the only cure is a series of "administrations" performed by Smurfette.

She'd have to fit him in her hectic, busy schedule...... Papa Smurf is a very demanding smurf.....