Ambiguously Gendered Child of "What is the Hivemind?"

[Rystil Arden]

Didn't ya know that even the regular smurfs were epic level and Papa Smurf was a minor deity? Sorta equal to an intermediate deity.

Then how come they couldn't even create any females? It was the great Gargamel who created Smurfette to be a bane and plague upon all the smurfs. Unfortunately, unless you count the STDs, it didn't work out the way he intended at all (and the crazy thing is that apart from STDs, the rest of the post is accurate as per the show)

 

[Jdvn1]

There's some pretty scary mythos around all of that...

 

[Rystil Arden]

It sounds like something some people I know have said about the smurfs, especially Smurfette being a whore who slept with Papa Smurf and that was how we got all the rest of the smurfs, especially the children smurfs.

That's incorrect. See my above post. Also, the child girl smurf was also created using Gargamel's evil spell, and both she and Smurfette were evil when they first joined.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Then how come they couldn't even create any females? It was the great Gargamel who created Smurfette to be a bane and plague upon all the smurfs. Unfortunately, unless you count the STDs, it didn't work out the way he intended at all (and the crazy thing is that apart from STDs, the rest of the post is accurate as per the show)

Probably because said smurf deity impregnated the lone female smurf over a multi-year period to populate the smurf village.

And it's been a LONG TIME since I've seen the show.... And I used to watch it every Saturday morning when I was a kid.

 

[Kemrain]

Did I say it wasn't beautiful?

..True..

You guys are really freaking me out here... Smurfs are just.. Totally gross. I mean, can't we talke about osmething tasteful, like maggots or amputation or something?

- Kemrain the Queezy.

 

[Rystil Arden]

There's some pretty scary mythos around all of that...

Did you see the episode with the Swoofs? They were green.

 

[Rystil Arden]

Probably because said smurf deity impregnated the lone female smurf over a multi-year period to populate the smurf village.

And it's been a LONG TIME since I've seen the show....

No, the male smurfs were all around before there was a such thing as a female smurf.

 

[Jdvn1]

..True..

You guys are really freaking me out here... Smurfs are just.. Totally gross. I mean, can't we talke about osmething tasteful, like maggots or amputation or something?

- Kemrain the Queezy.

You don't like mushrooms?

 

[Jdvn1]

Did you see the episode with the Swoofs? They were green.

Sorry to say I don't recall that episode.

And you said you didn't watch TV.

 

[Rystil Arden]

..True..

You guys are really freaking me out here... Smurfs are just.. Totally gross. I mean, can't we talke about osmething tasteful, like maggots or amputation or something?

- Kemrain the Queezy.

La la la la la la, sing a happy song!