[Amusing] Critical Hit on Yourself...?

[Desdichado]

Where's hong when you need him?

 

[Moe Ronalds]

You'll go blind doing that.

I point to my glasses as evidence that I'm already part way there; may as well finish the job.

Also, this weekend we played and one of our players has been dubbed the karma police. For some reason, whenever he was attacked, the attacker would always critical fumble. We didn't even lay a hand on a bugbear that ended up downing himself in the first encounter.

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

In our home game, one of the players (who does not post here) was absent one day. This was about two years ago, and we weren't very high level yet.

During a battle, the evil cleric cast Random Action on him and he crit'ed himself. Being a dwarven barbarian, he survived. But at the end of the battle, the evil cleric threw down a bead from a Necklace of Fireballs and that spelled doom for our little friend.

To add insult to injury, the player wasn't there that day--the day his character died, partially by his own hand.

 

[TheUber]

In one of our higher level campaigns, My fellow player cut his own head off with a +5 vorpal sword. Nobody has used a vorpal sword since.