Animal Planet: Future is Wild


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I personally can't wait. It looks incredible. When I heard the concept I slapped my forehead in an "of course!" gesture.

Cool monster ideas is right! Giant land-roaming squids that live in the forest? Hot damn...
 

Dr Midnight said:
Cool monster ideas is right! Giant land-roaming squids that live in the forest? Hot damn...

Yep just give your Otyugh the Brachiation feat and send them swinging through the trees MWAHAHAHA

and imagine the potential for Animal Companions

Paladin to Druid "my god man whats that thing wrapped around your head?!!"

but Flish - oh please!!
 

I saw a small techical issue here or there, but overall, it was a good show.

If you liked it, you should look for a bok - After Man by Dougal Dixon. It's the same basic idea - mankind is gone, and what happens later. The book focuses on 50 MIllion years in the future...
 

Ha! At last! Mindflayers will rule the World!

Mindflayers in the form of the Squibbon that is. I loved how they had these squidlike monkey creatures as the most intellegent creatures 200 million years from now.
 
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Umbran said:
I saw a small techical issue here or there, but overall, it was a good show.

If you liked it, you should look for a bok - After Man by Dougal Dixon. It's the same basic idea - mankind is gone, and what happens later. The book focuses on 50 MIllion years in the future...

There is a book that was just released, which the show was a companion piece for, and which was co-written by Dougal Dixon, called The Future Is Wild. Also, Dixon did The New Dinosaurs - what dinos could have evolved into had they not become extinct - and Man After Man, which is the same premise, but focuses on human evolution.

The show was pretty good. The CGI was kind of bad in a number of places, and they re-used a lot of it far too much. Another thing that bugged me was how the narration kept asserting that "scientists believe such-and-so will evolve into..." Well, that's not true. They're scientists, not fortune-tellers. The whole point of the show is to demonstrate principles of evolution by way of showing how the familiar can evolve into the unfamiliar, not to provide a blueprint of the future.

Other than all that, the show was interesting. I liked some of the concepts.
 

I was elated and disappointed in the show. Elated, because some of the concepts were really, really cool. Disappointed because they did such a half-*** job with them.

The following is just my belly-aching. I really liked a ton of the concepts, from the giant tortoise to what I like to call "the blue bird of happiness" (anyone who saw it knows what I mean - it was gorgeous). Many of the concepts were very creative and believable. The following is just things I wish they'd fixed.

1. The silver spiders. At that size, should have been shaped like tarantulas (or even thicker!) unless Earth's gravity has drastically changed in 100 million years as well. Thickened legs and reduced abdomens would have fixed this easily - maybe model the spiders off the african dinner plate-sized spiders instead of a spider that's about the size of my pinky fingernail.

2. The flish. Why have their scales not altered to provide them better lift? Since they primarily hunt a small, rounded swimmer, why do they have parrot beaks instead of something better adapted like a scoop or spear? Why didn't the narrative mention, even once, that the hypercanes cycled (probably monthly), since that would have made the bumblebeetles' life cycle a lot more believable?

3. Food & energy. The silver spiders are unlikely to be able to live on the energy of grass seeds converted into meat. You lose 90% of the energy/mass when you convert it by eating, so right off the bat, they've got mass equal to only 1/10th what the seeds would have provided. If they were growing grass from the seeds, which the mammal ate, it could have been more believable.

4. Food & energy 2. The giant land squid is too big, slow and stupid to be a predator - it's not going to catch enough food to feed its own bulk. It should either hunt much smaller prey that it can suck up from the ground, or become an herbivore. As it is, it will die out as a species within days.

5. Why the heck did sharks evolve, again? They didn't seem to be any more effective than normal sharks would be. In evolution terms, that equals "keep the old design".

6. Ecologies. The presented ecologies were extremely simplistic. While I understand the needs of the show, it would have been nice to have some background stuff, even if it wasn't explained.

7. The rain forest was not built for rain. Why did it develop mile after mile of horizontal gymnastics bars, but not huge, rain-catching leaves and flowers? Were there no scientists available to "believe" something about the plants of the future?
 
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Watched this last night and when the "Gymkata-pi" showed it's face I just had to laugh...and not in a good way.

Acrobatic octopi/squids...it scares me that someone out there had enough free time on his hands to think this one up...
 

It was fun, but I verily agree that parts were craptactular...it made me think that scientists aparently don't know everything about what they study, or we'd have gotten more details on the chain of food, here...

And the mode of movement of the Squibbons seemed very...wrong. They sommersaulted everywhere. That...makes no sense to me. I can't believe there'd be enough horizontal branches to make that mode of movement beneficial.

But I still got lots of cool monster ideas. :)
 

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