Another "women" venting thread.

[I'm A Banana]

Is there more fun in not having phone calls returned, and not having any idea what's going on? Dealing with other human beings can be a whole lot of fun, but it can also be really frustrating.

If it wasn't frustrating, it wouldn't be fun.

 

[Turanil]

Note: I bathe once to twice a day. I don't have AS. I brush my teeth everyday. I eat organic fruit and yogurt. I've lost 30 pounds in the past 6 months, and exercise on an almost daily basis. I'm employed, live in an apartment, and very soon I am moving to Pittsburgh for graduate school.

It's really not the point. Do you have a million dollars or not???

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Woot, I've found my super power!

That's it! You need a cape and tights! Women love the uniform!

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

I'm not doing surgery. I'm much to granola for anything like that. I'm exercising nearly every day -- but the toning is taking a whole lot longer than the weight loss. I'm hoping that next time I fast my body will take away the extra skin. I'm just going to have to try and find out.

I'd love to see your lemon fast recipe. I'm a sucker for punishing my body with magic potions.

No, seriously.

 

[Dagger75]

From now on I'm just take my wooden club and bop a woman on the head and drag her by the hair back to my cave. If she grabs the club and beats me with it, I will follow her back to hers. Seems so much easier.

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

Pardon the minor hijack.

SithWickett? Hmm. This has possibilities.

Dude, I just got the mental image of an ewok opening up with force lightening on someone and something in my brain popped.

 

[sniffles]

My recommendation (as always) is to kill her, and take her stuff.

That is the solution to every problem.

She's probably a flake. If she was late because she was involved in her art, then she's a flake. And women who are too flirtatious on the first date... don't get me started.

I call upon all female members to start a "men" ranting thread right now!!

 

[Eolin]

The "magic" recipe.

I'd love to see your lemon fast recipe. I'm a sucker for punishing my body with magic potions.

No, seriously.

You asked for it. Though this really doesn't feel like punishment -- more like a reward. I'm going to reward my body with a liquid diet after I succesfully prove to myself that I can work the crappy job I'm currently working. And I'd like to state again that I don't really want to start debating whether or not this has scientific validity again. That's been done, and I won't really enjoy doing it again. Let it suffice that it works for me, and seems to for a great many people. It is not designed as a forever sort of thing, but as a cleansing regimine.

First, Google's first website on it:
http://www.bc1.com/~vitagem/Master_Cleanser.htm

the "Magic" recipe:
60 oz water per day (or 10 oz per glass)
12 tablespoons Organic Grade B Maple Syrup (or 2 tbsp. per glass)
12 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice (or 2 tbsp. per glass)
a little over half a teaspoon of cayenne pepper (or 1/10 tsp. per glass) or to taste

Drink as much as you want. Do not substitute any other type of maple syrup, as any other Grade isn't going to give you the same sort of benefits. The Syrup is for nutritional purposes, while everything else is for cleansing purposes.

Use lemons that are as fresh as possible. Try to use good Cayenne pepper, and to increase the amount as you go. You can get all of this from your local health food store. To do it right, you're supposed to do it for 10 to 40 days. I did it for nine, and had huge benefits. This next time, I'm shooting for 2 weeks, but life may well get in the way. Namely, the second week I'm running a Peace Camp during the day with teenagers at a local church. I may not be able to continue it due to having to keep up with teenagers. We'll see.

 

[The Shaman]

I quit the crappy job at the end of the week. My last two weeks in town are going to be spent in my Uncle's guest room. I don't yet have a place lined up in Pittsburgh. I'm working on it, but doing it through the net is difficult.

I lost most of that weight in 3 months, and have lose skin all over. My tummy, my face ... even a stretch mark or two on my right side, just above the waist. I don't know how to get rid of the excess skin, except to do situps, which I hate.

Yeah....uh-huh...no, I'm just not feeling it. You're still too well-adjusted, espcially for an artsy-type woman.

There's a difference between transitional and trainwreck, and you're definitely the former.

Congrats and keep up the good work - don't let flaky women get you down.

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

Back to the subject at hand, what level are you and what level is she? We gotta know the CRs' here so we can calculate the XP awards for when one of you deals with the other and wins.