Anybody out there play Paranoia?

One of my fondest gaming memories is of running a Paranoia game when my best friend, often thought to be otnay ootay ightbray by the rest of the players, killed off all of their clones, one by one. (and sometimes two by two) in various ingenious ways, then killed the whole group (all clone 6's) and his first clone all at once with a tac-nuke hand grenade. (The blast radius far exceeds the throwing range you see, an ingenious R&D device...)

Just because someone isn't book-smart doesn't mean they're not cunning...
 
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Hey PC, I've never played the game, but it looks very interesting. If you can, please send me one of the adventures. rumblescythe@yahoo.com

Great song, by the way, I'm putting that in my AIM info.

-Craer

edit: forgot to include my address. Craer no baka.
 
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I have a copy of Doc_Klueless' Story Hour on my home computer. I'll track it down and post it to the Story Hour Forum this weekend.

But only if PC will send me his treasonous adventures!

Morrow
(SundanceIII@excite.com)
 

Ah, Paranoia...

My favorite anecdote was the time where I sent a team of Troubleshooters to report to the wrong briefing room. They find a big, empty room with dust in the corners. No officers, no mission, nothing.

The waiting that followed consumed at least 3 clones from each player.

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I also enjoyed the time the team went to be briefed, and found themselves in an ancient Egyptian-looking pyramid being told to bow before Ann-U-BIS and Ose-I-RIS.

With surprising intelligence, the PCs decided to say NOTHING and tell NOONE about this. Period.

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Bouncy Bubble Beverage - it's the MANDATORY thing!
 

No! No! I know nothing about the rules, I'm not a commie or a mutant... I'm not honest..
But wait a minute, you seem to know a lot, a little too much maybe, asking a few to many questions...
You want to tell us something?


Just because you are parnoid don't mean they arn't watching you......
 


Ah, thank you - I forgot!! On its way in a few minutes.

EDIT - sent! If you asked for it and don't have it, let me know, as i think I've now gotten everyone.
 
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