D&D 5E Anyone else finding character advancement pretty dull?

[Oofta]

Then get the guy with a crush on Twilight Sparkle to join your game. He's bound to play a druid.

What does it say about me that I have no kids and yet knew you were talking about My Little Pony?

 

[Satyrn]

What does it say about me that I have no kids and yet knew you were talking about My Little Pony?

It says what you've already said:

I want a pony that attacks on its own turn without costing me an Action.

just creepier