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April Fools! Presenting: The Exploding Chicken.

Krishnath

First Post
Comments appreciated.

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Exploding Chicken
Tiny Magical Beast
Hit Dice:
1d10 (5 hp)
Initiative: +3
Speed: 30’, fly 10’ (clumsy),
Armor Class: 15 (+2 size, +3 Dex)
Base Attack Bonus/Grapple: +1/-10
Attack: Peck +0 melee (1d4-3)
Full Attack: Peck +0 melee (1d4-3)
Space/Reach: 2½’/0’
Special Attacks: Explode,
Special Qualities: -
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +5, Will +0,
Abilities: Str 4, Dex 17, Con 10, Int 1, Wis 10, Cha 7,
Skills: Listen +4, Spot +4,
Feats: Alertness,
Environment: Temperate or warm land.
Organization: Solitary, group (3-5), horde (5-20), or swarm (20-100).
Challenge Rating: 1
Treasure: None.
Alignment: Always neutral.
Advancement: -

A completely ordinary chicken casually walks before you.

The exploding chicken is indistinguishable from an ordinary chicken, until it explodes that is.
The exploding chicken was created by the insane transmuter Alik the Fish (and with a name like that, who can blame him) whose other creations include the electric sheep and the talking horse.

Combat:
Exploding chickens are very cowardly, and attempt to flee if attacked.
Explode (Su): If reduced to 0 hp or less, the exploding chicken explodes in a 20’ radius fireball (which in turn might detonate other exploding chickens nearby) that deals 6d6 points of fire damage. Rumor has it that Alik created other types of exploding chickens that deal other forms of energy damage.

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DnDChick

Demon Queen of Templates
Buck buck buck BOOM!

ROFLMAO!

Oh this is funny ... then again I am on pain meds so everything is kinda funny .. .and swirly ... and ... oohhh ... colors! .... :heh:
 

Shade

Monster Junkie
What, no Reflex save for the explosion? ;)

As funny as it is, the idea of a horde of them is even funnier! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Krishnath

First Post
No reflex save, if they (the players) ask why they don't get a save, just tell them that they where to surprised to react when the chicken exploded. :p
 

DnDChick

Demon Queen of Templates
Shade said:
What, no Reflex save for the explosion? ;)

As funny as it is, the idea of a horde of them is even funnier! :lol: :lol: :lol:


They are tiny, so they do qualify for the Swarm rules in the 3.5e MM.

Anyone wanna do an exploding chicken swarm? :eek:
 


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