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Accompanied by his best contemptuous sneer, the paladin says to the guard "That's the most ludicrous question I've ever heard. As though I would attempt to just walk in the front door if I were a paladin! Really, do you truly waste your time questioning everyone this way?"
(And it is, BTW, a silly setup. But that's a different issue.)

(And it is, BTW, a silly setup. But that's a different issue.)