D&D General Are You Doing Your Taxes or Playing DnD (humor)

[Von Corellon]

Are You Doing Your Taxes or Playing Dungeons & Dragons?

 

[Olrox17]

Currently in the process of doing other people’s taxes, so I guess I’m the rogue!

 

[Stormonu]

23. Nobody reads the manual!

 

[Eyes of Nine]

This was literally in an IRS instruction document. wtf

Step 1.
Refigure the contribution limit that would have been entered on line 5 if you had entered on line 3 the total of the worksheet amounts only for the months you were treated as having family coverage. When refiguring line 5, use the same amount you previously entered on line 4.
Step 2.
Divide the refigured contribution limit from Step 1 equally between you and your spouse, unless you both agree on a different allocation (such as allocating nothing to one spouse).
Step 3.
Subtract the part of the contribution limit allocated to your spouse in Step 2 from the amount determined in Step 1.
Step 4.
Determine any other contribution limits that apply for the tax year and add that amount to the result in Step 3. Enter the total on line 6.

 

[cranberry]

I just use tax software. Makes life easier.

 

[Laurefindel]

I had a friend referring to his tax filing as “making his Rolemaster character of the year”. Same guy that went back to college to improved his non-weapon proficiencies…

 

[aco175]

#24 The DM has unlimited dragons to sick upon you if you do not play the game his way.

 

[Malmuria]

This was literally in an IRS instruction document. wtf

Step 1.
Refigure the contribution limit that would have been entered on line 5 if you had entered on line 3 the total of the worksheet amounts only for the months you were treated as having family coverage. When refiguring line 5, use the same amount you previously entered on line 4.
Step 2.
Divide the refigured contribution limit from Step 1 equally between you and your spouse, unless you both agree on a different allocation (such as allocating nothing to one spouse).
Step 3.
Subtract the part of the contribution limit allocated to your spouse in Step 2 from the amount determined in Step 1.
Step 4.
Determine any other contribution limits that apply for the tax year and add that amount to the result in Step 3. Enter the total on line 6.

Still easier than AD&D initiative

 

[Storyteller Hero]

The sooner you do your taxes, the sooner you get your tax return and use it to buy more DnD stuff.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I'm not sure everyone realizes the OP posted a link to a McSweeney's piece comparing the two.