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Kraydak said:4e's version of the One Ring would have the ability: teleport to Sauron, at will, ignore all anti-teleport effects.
The above is what the "move on" aspect of 4e artifacts is. Not a "slightly bend fate to eventually get you where you want to go", but rather a "poof, you are there" or at least a "poof, you are gone".
For some reason that I don't understand you are creating particular problems for yourself. Why are you doing that? Is there a particular reason for taking a concept and attempting to ramp it up to such a point that it becomes ludicrous?
You don't seem to be complaining about the 4e artifacts as much as complaining about the ridiculous things that a DM could do if he decided to be really whacky (which I submit is an issue with the DM much more than the 4e artifacts)
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