Horwath
Legend
Prestidigitation! Seriously. I'll describe a harrowing journey, muddy feet, and - I cast prestidigitation and clean myself and the rest of the party! - /sigh
It just pulls me out of the scene and the moment.
Not to mention: fall in freezing water, threat of hypothermia? Dry and warm you clothes. -20°C? Warm your clothes every few minutes. +45°C? Cool your clothes every few minutes.
It may not cook the food for you, but it will make that crushed snake that you overburned on a stick taste like a royal dinner.