Ashy's Oathbound Campaign, OOC [ARCHIVED]

[Voadam]

Despite the similar sound to the names, Kyron does not make flu vaccines.

 

[Vendetta]

Kyron muses about the qualities of their "leaders". It was understandable that the church would appoint one of their own as leader of the mission, but the Xeph! "He's a brilliant psion!" they said and it was true he held true mastery of his mind magery, but he was raw and inexperienced, not yet fully suited to the true war against Evil. The luminous sighed inwardly, although trying not to show any outward signs of his dismay at their group's leaders. Why the church chose to pass over Tristan, an experienced campaigner, for the lieutenant position was beyond him.

Heh... I've been wondering how that phrickin' Xeph got the Lieutenant spot. He's a total yutz. Sheesh. All politics, I tell you! "We need to hit the dark person demographic." "Affirmative Action" et cetra. Good god!

Seriously... I have wondered how Xerxes rigged that election.

 

[Voadam]

Heh... I've been wondering how that phrickin' Xeph got the Lieutenant spot. He's a total yutz. Sheesh. All politics, I tell you! "We need to hit the dark person demographic." "Affirmative Action" et cetra. Good god!

Seriously... I have wondered how Xerxes rigged that election.

All politics, Xerxesgate I tell you.

 

[Voadam]

No wait, he's a telepath, right? They control minds, thats how he won!

 

[Vendetta]

"These are not the politics you are looking for."

"You may go about your business."

 

[Ashy]

Heya gang - just wanted to let you all know that I am still out here and am still VERY interested in this game. Work has been insane for me and most of my net time has been eaten up with job stuff (the nerve of my job! ) Anywho - look for some more momentum soon!

 

[Vendetta]

good good

 

[deadestdai]

RL is far more important than this stuff mate..... kinda.

 

[Ashy]

Look for something from me tonight...

 

[Voadam]

Vendetta: "But I'm a telepath who can't control minds, I couldn't have rigged the appointment!"

Voadam: "Sure, that's what you want us to think."

Ashy: "Voadam, Kyron knows Xerxes doesn't have mind control powers and couldn't have done it."

Voadam: "Ah hah! Kyron "knows" this? Very clever Vendetta that is obviously Xerxes' telepathic powers at work on Kyron. Otherwise Kyron couldn't "know" this for sure. Such knowledge is obviously implanted and Kyron therefore rejects it! Kyron turns to Baja and tells him Xerxes stole some of his lizard snacks when he wasn't looking, Kyron says he saw it and thought that stealing Baja's food was an evil thing to do."

Vendetta: "What? Wait, you're being ridiculous, I didn't rig the election and I certainly didn't steal any liza. . ."

Dedestdai: " Baja says 'What? Xeph steal Baja's food?' Baja smashes the little Xeph in head! 'Baja will make snacks of little Xeph! Nasty snack stealer! Bad! Bad!' I rolled an 18."

Vendetta: "Hey! No!"

Voadam: "I cast bless on Baja. Oh right, description. Kyron chants a righteous war dirge of retribution to fill the noble Baja with power to smite the evil Xeph. Divine power courses through the luminous and fills the barbarian and himself with religious fervor to smite most heartily. Kyron will draw his sword next round and join in the smiting."

Ashy: Sigh