Attacks of Opportunity are ruining D&D!!

[WayneLigon]

I just realized my kid looks like the Attack of Opportunity that's over here all the time....

 

[Land Outcast]

AoOs are endangered species, take out the danger from over they poor souls.

 

[Land Outcast]

K I L L' E M A L L ! !

 

[Blackthorne]

If you make an Attack of Opportunity, the terrorists have already won.

 

[Patman21967]

Attacks of Opportunity took our jobs.....they took our jobs

 

[Pants]

"How are you gentlemen? All your attacks of opportunity are belong to us."
"You have no chance to survive, make your attack."
"HaHaHa."

 

[Drowbane]

It's true! Every time a player incurs an attack of opportunity, Santa kills a puppy!

For Ford's sake, save the freakin' puppies!

Attacks of opportunity also cause breast cancer, holes in the ozone layer, and nuclear winter. Nerf them now! In fact, nerf everything! Let's sit in a circle on the naked floor in our underoos and eschew character classes, books, and dice! They make the game less fun! We'll sing our way through combat!

"It's the age of Aquarius/The age of Aquarius..."

Methinks ya mispelled "Fnord"...

 

[ThoughtBubble]

So, you're saying that they're not an effective manner of setting up deterrants for doing non-standard combat actions? Are they too complex?

Or is it the whole puppy-killing nuclear winter thing?

 

[Ranger REG]

Attacks of Opportunity ran away to Hawaii with my wife and my credit card!

That I did! Your wife said Aloha, BTW!

 

[Berandor]

K I L L' E M A L L ! !

The problem with that is they'll try to flee and incur more Attacks of Opportunity.