Before it is released: things you want to see in the 2nd D&D movie!

[David Howery]

naked elf women. Lots of them. This would do more than anything else to ensure that there will be a third movie....

 

[Kanegrundar]

A good movie. That's my only criteria.

Amen. Give me an enjoyable movie. It's doesn't have to be LotR calibur, but something a LOT better than the last offering.

Kane

 

[Kobold Avenger]

If the heroes are standing behind the villian when he makes a long villianous speech, for them to kill him right away (Use that Sneak Attack!).

That was another thing that disappointed me about the first movie, because if it was an actual D&D game, the party would be attacking the evil wizard and pushing him off the balcony before he even completes his speech.

 

[Ranger REG]

naked elf women. Lots of them. This would do more than anything else to ensure that there will be a third movie....

Not if they all look like Paris Hilton. Ewwww!!!

 

[Dark Jezter]

I hope it will not have a character there for just comic relief for little kids to connect with. I hope, though I doubt it, it will be a serious movie. I'm dreaming though.

Movies that take themselves too seriously are usually just as bad as movies that include irritating comic relief characters. I don't object to comic relief if it's not annoying, in fact, I usually enjoy it.

naked elf women. Lots of them. This would do more than anything else to ensure that there will be a third movie....

I definately disagree with this one. But then again, I'm a card-carrying elf hater.

 

[Kobold Avenger]

naked elf women. Lots of them. This would do more than anything else to ensure that there will be a third movie....

On second thought yeah that's something I'd want to see, but it has to involve a few lesbian scenes with that... And possibly a gratuitious cat fight between those elven women.

 

[Ranger REG]

I definately disagree with this one. But then again, I'm a card-carrying elf hater.

Translation: Dark Jezter wants to see dwarf women, naked and hirsute.

To each his own, man.

 

[James Heard]

Isn't Paris Hilton in this one? If she goes back to the roots of her first movie I might enjoy it more than watching Jeremy Irons' career burn like the last one. Otherwise I guess I'll just wait until it comes on SciFi channel in the double feature with Mansquito II.

 

[warlord]

Originally posted by Ranger REG

Translation: Dark Jezter wants to see dwarf women, naked and hirsute.

That is oh so very wrong.

 

[Psychic Warrior]

double post