He wouldn’t agree with you.
Seriously, which part?
1. That I miss the days of George Carlin?
2. Because the word fat is now offensive?
Really, a man who loved using the word? Nvm wanting to describe some kids as slow or stupid.
3. Stand-up comedy must be dying in the USA?
You mean with the increased freedom of speech which now exists? Do google his thoughts on the ever-growing and helpful euphemisms we have created.