Bradley Cooper as Indiana Jones? Didn't see that coming!

It all depends on what era the story will take inspiration from, the first three all took from pulp stories of the 30s and then Kingdom took from pulp stories of the 50s.....
 

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What if the plot is Elder Jones and Jr.' trying to figure out a puzzle while Jr reminisces his youth in flashbacks with occasional voice overs?
 



Meh... Bradley Cooper can work. Additionally, it's been confirmed that Katy Perry will not get the role of Indiana Jones either. Regardless, if the franchise is ever rebooted, the important thing is that Spielberg and Lucas be banned from being involved in any possible way. In fact, they should be shot if they start to make any suggestion. The last thing an Indiana Jones reboot needs is the two guys that gave us The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull to make anything else.
 

Kind of an out-there suggestion and I'm not sure it would work anymore: Nicholas Brendon (Xander from Buffy).
I once thought he could pull a young Han Solo, but that was 10 years ago.

For a middle-aged version: how about Bruce Campbell? Sure, he should probably lose some weight...

The story about why the Raider's scene with the swordsman and the gun turned out the way it did was pretty funny/terrible.

Actors can only work with the material. I saw a play with Patrick Steward and Ian McKellan that was terrible. It was only the two of them playing against each other that made the play even remotely tolerable.
 

Meh... Bradley Cooper can work. Additionally, it's been confirmed that Katy Perry will not get the role of Indiana Jones either. Regardless, if the franchise is ever rebooted, the important thing is that Spielberg and Lucas be banned from being involved in any possible way. In fact, they should be shot if they start to make any suggestion. The last thing an Indiana Jones reboot needs is the two guys that gave us The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull to make anything else.

I heard that if they do it they're gonna replace Indy's whip with a feather duster.
 



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