Craer said:I boggle at how a rules thread gets turned into a discussion about eating puppies.
Zimri said:Not just any puppies but Dr. Deth's (he's evil so you don't have to be) Zombie Puppies.
I am glad to see Hyp having so much fun in this thread.
Craer said:I boggle at how a rules thread gets turned into a discussion about eating puppies.
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Just to make sure everyone got that: Eating Puppies.
Hypersmurf said:Does it seem I don't have fun that often?
-Hyp.
You could put them in spherical containers. Spheres roll. So when you drop them, they'll roll in all different directions. Even if you don't get AoOs, they might force your opponent to make a balance check.Zimri said:Bonsai kittens won't work as they are highly immobile due to growing in an enclosed space and taking on the shape of that space and hence muscles atrophying.
Keeping kittens in a bottle (even zombie kittens) would likely violate the "good" portion of my alignment as it would be cruel and torturous.
Ridley's Cohort said:The number of zombie puppies you could fit into a space increases enormously if you use Shrink Item.
Uller said:It's right up there with killing baby orcs.